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  1. Since there seems to be strong gay undercurrent in this forum, I wonder how many actually come to Papi? Click me! --Daniel
  2. OK, I'm a little late to this thread but if you're already a Certified NRA instructor, you can get your Range Safety Officer (RSO) creds very easily. http://www.nrahq.org/education/training/rso_val.asp --Daniel
  3. My daughter is nine...guess it's time to intensify her firearm & CQB training. --Daniel
  4. Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome... I don't necessarily have to be here for this... I'm gonna keep the headphones though... Mother fucker I'm awesome! No you're not, dude don't lie I'm awesome! I'm drivin around in my mom's ride I'm awesome! A quarter of my life gone by And I met all my friends online Mother fucker I'm awesome! I will run away from a brawl I'm awesome! There's no voicemail, nobody called I'm awesome! I can't afford to buy eight balls And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall I'm awesome You know my pants sag low (low) Even though (though) that went out of style Like ten years ago (go) Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple I got little biceps, Getting fatter in the middle And lyrically I'm not the best Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet So preposterous Feel the awesomeness, the most obnoxious Guest up at the sausage fest Oh yes! The girls are repulsed So I hide in my hood like i'm joining a cult Uh Uhh I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis All my writtens are bitten and All my verses are purchased Me? I'll never date an actress Got too many back zits Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss Every show i do is poorly promoted and if you like this, It's cuz my little sister wrote it I'm awesome! No you're not, dude don't lie I'm awesome! I'm drivin around in my mom's ride I'm awesome! A quarter of my life gone by And I met all my friends online Mother fucker I'm awesome! I will run away from a brawl I'm awesome! There's no voicemail, nobody called I'm awesome! I can't afford to buy eight balls And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall I'm awesome Check it out I'm from Maine and I don't hunt, nope And I can't ski Smoke weed but I can't roll blunts *Find me* whipped by my wifey My neck not icy Eatin at McDonalds because Subway's pricey Uh, and my unibrow is plucked Just asked my mom if I could borrow ten bucks She's like "For what? Blunt wraps and some Heineken? You skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins!" I'm like, Mom please, don't blame it on me I got my bad habits from you, Dad, and Aunt Steve My attitude's sour but my futon's sweet, And the hair on my ass, it is Jumanji Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift Can't tweet up on my Twitter Cuz I haven't done shit Bank account red, body ungroomed The only thing good about me is I'm off stage soon I'm awesome! No you're not, dude don't lie I'm awesome! I'm drivin around in my mom's ride I'm awesome! A quarter of my life gone by And I met all my friends online Mother fucker I'm awesome! I will run away from a brawl I'm awesome! There's no voicemail, nobody called I'm awesome! I can't afford to buy eight balls And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall I'm awesome Futhermore I'm cornier than Ethynol Cheesier than Provolone I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor home With a ego the size of Tim Duncan Even though I got shit for brains like a blumpkin I'm twenty four, serving lobster rolls Because I spent a decade filling optimos And I'm not even the bomb in Maine On my game I'm only about as sexy as John McCain Now put your hands up, If you have nightmares If you wouldn't man up if there was a fight here If you got dandruff, if you drink light beer I'm outta breath... But I'm awesome! No you're not, dude don't lie I'm awesome! I'm drivin around in my mom's ride I'm awesome! A quarter of my life gone by And I met all my friends online Mother fucker I'm awesome! I will run away from a brawl I'm awesome! There's no voicemail, nobody called I'm awesome! I can't afford to buy eight balls And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall I'm awesome Spose song lyrics -- had this damn thing stuck in my head for the last day. :? --Daniel
  5. Bill, I vote for the SIG P220. They're rock-solid, reliable firearms. :handgestures-thumbupleft: Thanks, --Daniel
  6. That's because Special Agents always rappel down from the black helicopters! --Daniel
  7. From the CJRPC General Membership meeting last night, either the President or one of the BoD members reported that the letter from the PC was more of a form letter that said (my paraphrase) "cease all construction" not "cease operations" i.e. shooting, lead remediation, etc. The lawyer the club retained said it's a standard boilerplate letter from the PC. Nothing to worry about as long as the club addresses the PC's concerns before beginning construction. Much ado about nothing. :roll: --Daniel
  8. Adonai, how'd you make out in your quest? Were you successful? Thanks, --Daniel
  9. I found this while googling "Ed's Red" recipes. It's for all the cheap bastards out there. Lots of good info...and it has a an important safety warning about cats too! Who? Me? Homemade Firearm Cleaners & Lubricants --Daniel
  10. Another example of why I will never go back to Mexico. I'd vacation in Iran or Beirut long before I'd consider Cancun. --Daniel
  11. OK, McMaster seems to have the 3mm x14mm roll pins I need. Any idea who carries 1mm x 14mm roll pins? Thanks, --Daniel
  12. Check out the slide show in this article...some of these folks are really scary. We all know Hollywood loves its nips and tucks, but some stars look like they've made too many trips to the cosmetic surgeon. From aging rockers to young starlets on the rise, everyone in Tinseltown's getting a tune up these days. But while a tweak or two may be the norm, some stars have become nearly unrecognizable in their quest to turn back time. As if she didn't already look like Barbie, Heidi Montag now admits she's "obsessed" with going plastic. The 23-year-old reality TV star, who had a rhinoplasty and breast augmentation in 2007, confessed to going under the knife a second time and having 10 procedures in one day, according to People.com. "For the past three years, I've thought about what to have done," Montag says. "I'm beyond obsessed." See who else is looking frozen in time these days ... Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/galleries/plastic_people/plastic_people.html#ixzz0jqcl8ydW
  13. Nice. Took me 30 seconds of WTF? to figure it out. BTW, The The is one of my favorite bands. Check out Infected and Soul Mining if you want a blast from the 1980's. --Daniel
  14. I heard today that the PD in Jackson, NJ was issuing NJ PP Permits 2 weeks after they receive the application. Was this a fluke? Can anyone else verify this? Sounds like a dream come true...if only I lived in Jackson. :mrgreen: --Daniel
  15. That'll change as New Jersey's budget woes deepen... --Daniel
  16. I was walking through the gunshow last weekend and I heard a dealer tell a customer that he should only shoot Glock bullets through his new Glock 22. Any other brand of bullets would void the warranty of the gun. I couldn't believe I'd heard him say that. :shock: I doubled back to ask the dealer to repeat what he'd said to make sure I'd heard it right. Yes, he repeated it & no he wasn't kidding. I walked away in disbelief. Maybe he misconstrued the advice to only shoot jacked ammo through a Glock 22? Please keep this thread on topic and focus on what was said, not where it was said. The intent is not to bash any one store or employee but rather to share some humor. Thanks. --Daniel
  17. Patricia T. O'Conner is my hero! She's the first celebrity I ever emailed. I was amazed that she was gracious enough to answer me back that same evening. Yes, my mother was an English teacher (nicknamed Conan the Grammarian) so I consider folks like Ms. O'Conner celebs. http://www.grammarphobia.com/blog/ --Daniel
  18. Better think twice about those overdue library books your kid has at home... --Daniel
  19. I think some folks missed the point of the Smart Gun legislation. The intent was effectively to make handguns sales illegal in NJ and put many if not most of the NJ FFLs out of business. --Daniel
  20. Question to ponder: Do you buy the new gun you're currently lusting after? Or stock up on std capacity mags for firearms you already own? (Just in case the congresscritters decide to get stupid after they finish mucking around with Healthcare) --Daniel
  21. Isn't that limited life 6-7 years or something? That's long enough for my use. YMMV. --Daniel
  22. How did Bucket 3 get it's name? I don't understand the reference? Thanks, --Daniel
  23. Easily. Situate a range berm too close to a property line and lead may ricochet or splatter onto your neighbor's property. THE CJRPC BOD and the Club President in particular have spent hundreds of hours planning & implementing lead remediation for the club. The effort will probably be a model for other NJ clubs to follow. --Daniel
  24. That's actually one of the things I look for in a girl. A nice bruise after she gives me a hug. And if she's a little bit top-heavy too, that's a plus. Here's an approximation of what I look for...these hip bones are pretty good. --Daniel
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