If coffee is outlawed, only outlaws will have coffee

[dwvcfii 1]

Just remember kids. When evildoers can't get their hands on guns, they'll choose knives. Outlaw those and they'll use baseball bats. Outlaw those......and they'll use scalding hot coffee.

 

http://uk.reuters.com/article/idUKTRE61821V20100209

[tony357 386]

 

They just don't get it.. It will happen no matter what..

[kenw 293]

"We don't want to encourage others to try this,"

Paper cups and tepid coffee from now on.

[Malsua 1,422]

"We don't want to encourage others to try this,"

Paper cups and tepid coffee from now on.

 

First it was the Monkey talk, now it's tepid Coffee. Ken, I think you're slipping....you've spent too much time shooting trap at Sparta and Hercules. You've not invited me recently so I'm feigning being offended.

 

I need a new gun though. heh. Maybe I can convince Pete to come with us on a Sunday so I can shoot his Stoeger instead of my POS Mossy .

[kenw 293]

Mark, if you think about it, there's no place cooler in the zoo than the monkey house.

 

We get to chatter incessantly about anything at all and nobody complains.

We get to toss crapballs at unsuspecting passers-by.

We get to masturbate feverishly and everyone thinks it's cute.

 

What more could you ask for??

 

K

 

ETA:

As for Hercules, you know you don't need an invitation. It's winter, and I don't get out as much.

[tony357 386]

Mark, if you think about it, there's no place cooler in the zoo than the monkey house.

 

We get to chatter incessantly about anything at all and nobody complains.

We get to toss crapballs at unsuspecting passers-by.

We get to masturbate feverishly and everyone thinks it's cute.

 

What more could you ask for??

 

K

 

ETA:

As for Hercules, you know you don't need an invitation. It's winter, and I don't get out as much.

 

hahaha...

 

I can remember one year at cape may zoo, i tossed two peanuts in the cage and about 5 monkeys were all fighting over them, last time i did that.. :doh:

[Malsua 1,422]

Mark, if you think about it, there's no place cooler in the zoo than the monkey house.

 

We get to chatter incessantly about anything at all and nobody complains.

We get to toss crapballs at unsuspecting passers-by.

We get to masturbate feverishly and everyone thinks it's cute.

 

What more could you ask for??

 

K

 

ETA:

As for Hercules, you know you don't need an invitation. It's winter, and I don't get out as much.

 

Ken, I'm not going to fling poop with you, but that said, shout at me when you're going to go shoot in the swamp. Troy says he shoots his shotgun there now so at least I can work with him at being the worst trap shooter they've ever seen.