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I always liked a pool sign that I saw at a friends house when I was a kid that said: ”Welcome to our _ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.”

How do you eat Weiner Schnitzel without lemon or lingonberries? Doesn’t that break your food rule? You didn’t save me any.

Get them up against the wall.

What do you mean “you people”? Monte Cristo is good! Need some maple syrup for dipping. Mayo on fries? Oh lord

“My culture is not your culinary option?” Griz, you going liberal on us?

Then I’ll wait for 8pm.... I was sleeping at 8am.

Waiting til 6pm 08/18/18 18:18:18

“Don’t say yuck to a buddy’s yum.” - My Son

Creant means creative and influential.

I don’t know man... I’m with Zeke. We had a Moana themed Bday part for my God daughters 2nd birthday. Someone made Hawaiian Meatballs - basically little meatloaves in gravy that was pineapple enhanced. Fucking delicious. You are all just a bunch of cowards with no vision.

This is false: ” It was originally called “Taylor Ham”

The proper name according to the manufacturer, Taylor Provisions of Trenton NJ, is John Taylor’s “Original Taylor Pork Roll.” If you are making the argument that it’s original name is appropriate, then it should be “Taylor’s Prepared Ham” not Taylor Ham. There is no such thing as Taylor Ham. It is a name created and endorsed by democrats. “On April 14, 2016, Assemblyman Tim Eustace (D) introduced an Act in the New Jersey State Legislature designating the Taylor Ham, egg, and cheese sandwich as the New Jersey State Sandwich and supplementing chapter 9A of Title 52 of the Revised Statutes. "An Act designating the Taylor Ham, egg, and cheese sandwich as the New Jersey State Sandwich and supplementing chapter 9A of Title 52 of the Revised Statutes."

That box is a photoshopped figment of some liberals imagination.