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  1. Didn't someone in a similar situation try to get one, and was told by the judge "get a different job"
  2. Has she presented her pinky yet? You know the one you are now, and for the rest of your life wrapped around? Best of luck.
  3. Caliper pin(s) are sticking. Inspect for torn caliper boots. Loosen caliper nuts and try to spin them, they should turn easy. Take apart clean the holes. New pins, boots, and lube. ~1 hour for both sides. PS: A .38 brush works good to clean the holes.
  4. From the NJSP's own website: http://njsp.org/firearms/laws.shtml So any answer they give, take with a grain of salt.
  5. For all those that may need it, now or in the future. Daddy's Rules for Dating Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do no, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: "early." Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better. Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine. But, before you even think of dating my daughter, you'll have to fill out the Application for Permission to Date My Daughter, below. Application for Permission to Date My Daughter APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________ HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________ SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES____________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______ Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No If No, explain: ______________________________________________________________ Number of years they have been married ______________________________ If less than your age, explain ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ ACCESSORIES SECTION: A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No C. A waterbed? __Yes __No D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No E. A tattoo? __Yes __No F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring? (IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.) ESSAY SECTION: In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you? ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you? ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ REFERENCES SECTION: Church you attend ___________________________________________________ How often you attend ________________________________________________ When would be the best time to interview your: father? _____________ mother? _____________ pastor? _____________ SHORT-ANSWER SECTION: Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential. A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be: ______________________________________________________________ B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: ______________________________________________________________ C: A woman's place is in the: ______________________________________________________________ D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: ______________________________________________________________ E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? ___________________________ ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is: ______________________________________________________________ F. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________ I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE. _________________________________________________________ Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!) _______________________________ ________________________________ Mother's Signature Father's Signature _______________________________ ________________________________ Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases. (you might watch your back)
  6. Congrats. Welcome to your new life.
  7. What really is pathetic, is that people do not see the danger. I can't remember how many times I've had to jam on my brakes because some clueless twit steps into traffic with their headphones on and their nose in the screen. Some people are just to stupid to understand that even if you have the right of way, the pedestrian will lose. Ive told my daughter that if I ever see her in the street on her phone, she will no longer have a phone. Law needed NO. A slap upside the head with COMMON SENSE, Absolutely.
  8. I dare you not to laugh. Listen through the whole video.
  9. Obrpc 100yd Cherry Ridge 300yd Range 14 200yd CJRPC 300yds I think there are some 300+ in south jersey but not sure.
  10. Well firearms are still illegal in NJ "except". Even after heller and macdonald. What makes you think NJ has any intent of following the law?
  11. Best security feature of all.
  12. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheshire,_Connecticut,_home_invasion_murders Post that. Ask him if the father/husband feels morally superior because he didn't have a gun. Or maybe sickened to the core because he couldn't protect his family.
  13. NO. Just having hollow points outside the exemptions is enough to get you jammed up. Legally think of them as little handguns.
  14. Airsoft. I'm going to work with the assumption that the officer can tell the difference. http://www.scribd.com/doc/299343173/Carlo-Bellario-police-report So basically it is a FAIL as a complaint. 2C:58-4 Permit to carry a firearm -> No firearm, no permit needed 2C:39-5B Firearm knowingly in possession -> No firearm So he had a toy, that was in a holster. The cop should get a refresher on the definition of firearm or he might arrest someone for shooting a spitball. The persecuter and judge should both be disbarred for wasting everyone's time and money.
  15. Just to clarify. In NJ you apply for a Permit To Purchase (P2P) a handgun, which you can get by jumping through the hoops. This is not a carry permit. You won't get a carry permit unless you are politically connected. Even if the PD endorses you, the judge will then deny the carry permit. (I think they get penalized a years salary if they approve one, but I may be mistaken)
  16. There is no statute that says someone that spent time in prision is prohibited from using a toy. Was he doing any of that stuff from his past when he was last arrested? Not that I've seen reported. The fact is he had a toy. He did not use the toy in the commission of a crime (water pistol to rob a bank). Possibly a disorderly person ticket is in order. A firearms charge without a firearm or a crime is beyond ridiculous.
  17. So now a prohibited person is not allowed to have a toy? This was not a BB gun it wad an airsoft gun. Whats next 5 years for possesion of a slinky?
  18. LEOSA. Enough said? The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. They seem to ignore that silly document at will.
  19. Clean: mpro7 Lube: Tw25. Provided by manufacturer. They know more than I do. Surface protectant: wipe down with clp.
  20. More eloquent than I would be. I'm a more "What the F is wrong with you?" kind of guy.
  21. Well NJ has a record of ignoring the law. Heller and McDonald come to mind. Right to own firearms is a personal right and states must follow. Yet somehow in NJ, all firearms are illegal except ..... Funny how NJ can outlaw Constitional protected rights.
  22. Im sorry. I guess i figured people posting in a thread about the airsoft incident in woodbridge would be about the airsoft incident in woodbridge. My bad.
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