Handyman

This is a good illustration of why magazine limits are pretty stupid.

The kangaroos apparently won't stand for that crap anymore

I beg to differ. I find your lack of faith disturbing.

It makes me wonder what is all the workload that is so "backlogging." They make it sound like it takes 90 minutes to process each application. What's the big deal? Isn't most of the process automated?

That's cause he knows the stores are all mostly empty!

I can hear the whir of the Commodore 64's powering up right now. Logic really isn't in fashion anymore.

Get a Beretta. It's like a sexy Italian supermodel. A Glock is more like a burly, lesbian East German gym teacher.

NJ Division of Taxation can go grab their ankles for all anyone cares.

That's nuts. Crazy times.

That's the plan.

Careful Zeeker. It's a razor thin line between genius and insanity

25 lbs and no suspension? You should sell him the Brooklyn Bridge too, while you are at it.

Huh, it looks like Mr. Clean started a garage band.

I'd like to think that if that was a statue of Ben, he would have devised some mechanism by which vandals would either have manure dumped on them, or would have been electrocuted.

About now, Phildo is making the Venezuelan DMV look pretty efficient.

Not to be a party pooper, but I think that's William Penn.

I'm picturing a carnivore version of the fruitcake I've had in the attic since Christmas, 1974. But perhaps he is on to something: https://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-xpm-2007-08-09-0708070909-story.html

I was just thinking about looking at a Mini 14 but it looks like they are sold out all over the place.

Let her have her fun. If she's a Kennedy, it's only a matter of time before booze and/or nymphomania derail her.

They need to be made to suffer a little.

If the Phildo likes her, well, that's enough to vote against her right there. Although it is always pleasant when the Norcross scumbags don't get their way.

It's been my experience that people like this wind up with their tires slashed, property damaged, etc. I'm sure it's all a big coincidence.

It's democratic socialism. Everyone is equal. Equally miserable. Except the ruling class who laughs at their supporters.

Are you near a gun shop? It might be helpful to swing by to see what they have on hand in terms of learning what will fly in NJ. There are tons of AR type things that are ok.