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Handyman last won the day on August 6

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    Conversation. Unfortunately, forum policy dictates I can't speak freely on this forum so posts will be few and far between outside of the 1A Lounge. Even many of the bland, benign ones I post get deleted by someone without the testicular fortitude to communicate with me. Please PM if
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  1. Nah, you can't let bad people get away with bad things or they don't learn to be good people. Sometimes karma needs a little help.
  2. It says "fix camera for round-eyes white devil."
  3. Heritage Guild? I can't even afford to breathe the air in there.
  4. In a simpler time you could pay $1000 for a couple of gorillas to go collect the other $4500. I bet you can still find people like that. In the meantime, start signing the guy up for gay porn.
  5. There's no such thing as a mechanic lien on a boat?
  6. Might be some good stuff in there. These are the crazy old coots that have suitcases full of cash in the attic.
  7. Hmmm... I wonder if they were Asian or female.
  8. Don’t worry, I accept your apology about being wrong about the need for immune globulin. As to the quantity, excuse my hyperbole. An intramuscular injection consisting of 20 times the amount of solution that is given during a typical injection seems large to me. What happened Peel? Did you join the ranks of the rabid undead????
  9. Get some of those ultrasonic pest chaser things. They don't do crap for mice, but bats don't like them.
  10. Sorry chooch, but anyone who is potentially exposed to rabies and has not been previously vaccinated should receive both a vaccination series and immune globulin at a dose of 20 units per kilogram of body weight. This usually translates into a minimum of 10 ml of stuff that needs to be deposited at a distance from the vaccination site (or if the person has a wound, it gets infiltrated into/around the wound). Flu vaccine is usually 0.5 ml. If you don't like it, take it up with the CDC: https://www.cdc.gov/rabies/medical_care/index.html
  11. I bet if Zeke caught a bunch of the suckers he could make some Bat pate. And probably throw in some fruit. If they were fruit bats it would be even better.
  12. Nope, the post exposure vaccines aren't bad. It's the gallon of immune globulin that they have to dump under your skin until the shots take effect that makes it sucky.
  13. There's no such thing as "a bat." Only "bats." They don't live a solitary existence. You can be sure that devil bird has friends, and they will avenge him. You should probably get the rabies vaccine. It's only three shots in advance. If you need it after exposure it's 5 shots, and they have to pump you full of like a gallon of rabies immune globulin wherever they can find room to stick a needle.
  14. I bet the little demon mouse was just there to lay eggs. Thousands and thousands of eggs.
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