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Handyman last won the day on July 9

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    Conversation. Unfortunately, forum policy dictates I can't speak freely on this forum so posts will be few and far between outside of the 1A Lounge. Even many of the bland, benign ones I post get deleted by someone without the testicular fortitude to communicate with me. Please PM if
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    2. your feelings are not easily hurt.
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  1. I beg to differ. I find your lack of faith disturbing.
  2. It makes me wonder what is all the workload that is so "backlogging." They make it sound like it takes 90 minutes to process each application. What's the big deal? Isn't most of the process automated?
  3. That's cause he knows the stores are all mostly empty!
  4. I can hear the whir of the Commodore 64's powering up right now. Logic really isn't in fashion anymore.
  5. Get a Beretta. It's like a sexy Italian supermodel. A Glock is more like a burly, lesbian East German gym teacher.
  6. NJ Division of Taxation can go grab their ankles for all anyone cares.
  7. Careful Zeeker. It's a razor thin line between genius and insanity
  8. 25 lbs and no suspension? You should sell him the Brooklyn Bridge too, while you are at it.
  9. Huh, it looks like Mr. Clean started a garage band.
  10. I'd like to think that if that was a statue of Ben, he would have devised some mechanism by which vandals would either have manure dumped on them, or would have been electrocuted.
  11. About now, Phildo is making the Venezuelan DMV look pretty efficient.
  12. Not to be a party pooper, but I think that's William Penn.
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