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  1. Sounds like you now need to buy twice as many guns to stock up the new place.
  2. What part don't you like? The simulated bones, or the simulated meat?
  3. Things look like they are made by Fisher Price. The first time you shoot it, bring a friend and let them go first. If it doesn't blow up, you are good to go.
  4. Nothing ever is. As Robert Frost said, Nature’s first green is gold, Her hardest hue to hold. Her early leaf’s a flower; But only so an hour. Then leaf subsides to leaf. So Eden sank to grief, So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay. Sorry. Now that the Zeeker doesn't come around, I feel the need to take his place as the forum philosopher.
  5. Last I looked, political beliefs was not a "protected class." You can freely discriminate against lefties.
  6. First obvious flaw in that thinking is that the good Lord gave us two hands.
  7. Probably used a Glock instead of a Beretta.
  8. I think it contains the snouts and tails considered too low-grade to make the quality control cut for Spam. You'd be surprised of the meat misadventures people can get into. I recall one case where a local small town butcher was doing a terrible job of removing all the thyroid tissue from their cuts and everyone in the town was going hyperthyroid from eating ground beef.
  9. Sponsored by the American College of Cardiology
  10. They probably shipped them to antifa after Kyle shot them up.
  11. That does help. There are also apparently some things Roundup just won't kill well. I have a hosta that I have poured every foul chemical known to science on and it is still going strong. Also, most killers tend not to work well on plants outside the active growth season. A lot of things are going dormant now for winter.
  12. If you spray the Roundup now it will die and the Roundup will be long gone by veggie season. Whatever is left will eventually decay away. Or you could spray it with bleach.
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