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Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases. :clap: :dance:

 

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."

 

" U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

 

" U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah"

 

"Stop Global Whining"

 

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

 

Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify.

 

"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

 

"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"

 

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

 

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"

 

"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"

 

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

 

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

 

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

 

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"

 

"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"

 

"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"

 

"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"

 

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

 

"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher.. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"

 

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the U.S. ARMED FORCES don't have that problem." .....Ronald Reagan

 

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"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the U.S. ARMED FORCES don't have that problem." .....Ronald Reagan

 

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Awesome quotes! Not to nitpick but he actual quote was "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem."

 

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