Another one bites the dust

[bad64chevelle 0]

congrats Chris!

[tony357 386]

congrats..

[bry@n 195]

Congrats Chris.

[tbtrout 141]

Congratulations Chris

[Drew 4]

Congratulations! Must be something in the water

[ChrisJM981 924]

Man I'm looking at diamonds and they ain't cheap!

 

What's a carat go for these days?

 

Depends on quality of the diamond. My gf's family is Brooklyn Italian so I know she'll get it appraised. I'm looking at about 9-10k per carat. Good thing she has small hands.

 

What are the three rings of marriage?

 

1. The engagement ring

2. The wedding ring

3. The suffering

[BadBul 0]

I'm sorry to hear about it, please accept my condolences. :pray:

[ChrisJM981 924]

Congratulations btw!

 

Make sure she reads this article. But remove all sharp objects from within her reach first.

 

http://www.retro-housewife.com/good-wife-guidelines.html

[BadBul 0]

Chris congratulations, don't take me knocking marriage seriously. I have been happily married for 14 years and a month.

I'm going to tell you a fairy tail about marriage and right now your going to think I'm nuts but if you read it again 10 years from now you might think otherwise.

 

 

A Guys Fairy Tale...

 

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... "Will you marry me?"

 

The Princess said "NO!"

 

And the Prince lived happily ever after and collected fire arms and ammo and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and drove a Mercedes Benz and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

 

The End.