BarkNBite 15 Posted March 4, 2012 A Police STOP at 2 AM. An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?" The man replies, "That would be my wife." 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeL417 33 Posted March 4, 2012 Whew glad it wasn't you and haha that's pretty good! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Mack 5 Posted March 4, 2012 Hahaha... Sounds like the lecture i got last night Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites