hotshot 4 Posted March 18, 2010 Over five thousand years ago Moses said to the children of Israel "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land." Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land." Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land. Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. I called Lifeline, the suicide helpline. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck !!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
georgemc 18 Posted March 18, 2010 LMAO good one... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chefhunter34 1 Posted March 19, 2010 Thanks, I needed a good laugh. :hope: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites