To Start your Saturday Off

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The population of this country is 300 million.

 

 

160

million are retired.

 

 

 

That leaves 140 million to do the

work.

 

 

 

 

There are 85 million in school.

 

 

 

 

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

 

 

 

 

 

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal

government.

 

 

 

 

Leaving 20 million to do the work.

 

 

 

 

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied

with killing Osama

Bin-Laden.

 

 

 

Which leaves 17.2

million to do the work.

 

 

 

 

Take from that total the 15.8

million people who work for state and city

Governments. And that

leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

 

 

 

 

At any given

time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

 

 

 

Leaving

1,212,000 to do the work.

 

 

 

Now, there are 1,211,998 people

in prisons.

 

 

 

 

 

That leaves just two people to do the

work.

 

 

 

 

 

You and me.

 

 

 

And there

you are,

 

 

 

Sitting on your behind,

 

 

 

 

At your computer, reading jokes..

 

 

Nice. Real Nice.

[bry@n 195]

haha,...I like that.

[JonF 79]

Hey, its saturday, its my day off. How about you get to work then, eh?

[Old Glock guy 1,127]

LOL to that! Good one.