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What did this cute little puppy do?

What did this cute little puppy do?  

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  1. 1. What did this cute little puppy do?

    • Chewed it's owner's testicle off
      7
    • Smuggled 2 pounds of coke across the border
      4
    • Bit a cop responding to a domestic, got shot
      3
    • Accidentally alerted police to a drug stash during a traffic stop of it's owner
      15


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What did this adorable little dog do? (get it, dog doo)

This one is tough, no cheating!

 

 

Trumann, AR – A paralyzed man in Arkansas woke up the other day to find that the dog he’d adopted had just eaten one of his testicles.

The unidentified 39-year-old is paralyzed from the waist down and had adopted a “small white fluffy” stray he had taken in about three weeks earlier. The man told police he often sleeps in the nude and woke up Monday morning by a “burning pain” in his mid-section.

He looked down and noticed the dog was between his legs with blood on its face and paws. To his horror, he realized that the little bastard had “eaten one of his testicles.”

The poor guy was taken to the hospital to be treated for his injuries, while the dog was euthanized. The dog’s head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies.

 

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