Arrrgh, me hearties!

[kenw 293]

Aye, me buckos... it's that time again. Tomorrow (9/19) is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And it be a sad day for ye landlubbers who choose to ignore this noble day. It'll be the plank for ye, or strung from the yardarm for the crows to pluck out yer eyes. Aye, the wenches, too. So sharpen yer sabers and load yer pistols. Launch a broadside and give no quarter. A keg o' rum for me men, and a lusty whore for meself! (pirate accent required for effect)

 

Have some fun with it.

 

ken

[totalabuse 27]

Somali always sounded like pops and buzzes to me.

[Bill from NJ 0]

I hear enough Butt Pirates speak on TV everyday.

 

And I think those pirates should stay in the closet.