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A "Liberal Utopia" would be a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, free comprehensive healthcare, free education, free food, free housing, free clothing, free utilities, and only Law Enforcement has guns. Believe it or not, such a place does indeed exist…. It's called prison.

Are you Conservative or Liberal? If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him. If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down. If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!) If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it because it seems logical. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended."

A Matter of Perspective A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be very liberal, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth. She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch conservative, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his. One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school. Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying. Her father listened and then asked, How is your friend Audrey doing? She replied, Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over. Her wise father asked his daughter, Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA. The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, That's a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I've worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off! The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, Welcome to the conservative side of the fence. If anyone has a better explanation of the difference between conservative and liberal or progressive or neocon I'm all ears.

You can get a USB floppy drive for about $12. Floppys are going for more now then when they were in use. Just sayin'

Anyone have a use for about a hundred 1.44MB used floppy discs? Just cleaning out my closet and found these. They're old Microsoft Excel install discs and some others. Free if you need 'em and want to pick them up. Otherwise they're going out in Tuesdays trash.

Not too easy to fish the Raritan in that area. Maybe Johnson Park you can get to the river. I'd fish the canal. I pulled some very decent largemouths out of there.

We always used nitrogen to pressure check AC systems for leaks. 1st its dry and if you put 100psi in at night the next morning (if there were no leaks) you still read 100. Temperature fluctuation doesn't affect it as much. I recently added a TPI system on my Harley and was very surprised on how much the pressure went up in a tire after a ride. As much as 8-10psi on a hot day. That can make a big handling change counter steering into a tight turn.

A ‘TRUE STORY ABOUT’ General McChrystal's resignation in Obama's office from General McChrystal's book! NEVER STAND IN LINE AGAIN Some men carry and handle their diplomacy better than others. When former U.S. Military commander in Afghanistan, General McChrystal, was called into the Oval Office by Barack Obama, he knew things weren't going to go well when the President accused him of not supporting him in his political role as President. "It's not my job to support you as a politician, Mr. President, it's my job to support you as Commander-in-Chief," McChrystal replied, and he handed Obama his resignation. Not satisfied with accepting McChrystal's resignation, the President made a cheap parting shot. "I bet when I die you'll be happy to piss on my grave." The General saluted and said, "Mr. President, I always told myself after leaving the Army, I’d never stand in line again.”

Just don't call it a straw. Something like "negative draw fluid transfer device" might keep you out of jail. Maybe mark it "reusable" "eco-friendly"

Check under "users online" You might be surprised how may "guests" are in here at any one time. We should all be more aware we're not alone.

I just found this site on glasses with magnification raised to the top of the lens instead of the bottom. I know this would have helped me before I had my surgery. Just thought I'd post it in case anyone's interested. Top Focal™ Ultra Kit – SSP Eyewear

Last I looked they wouldn't send anything AR related to PRNJ- They used to be my go to site for Wolf Gold but raised their prices and don't offer free shipping for ammo it seems any more.

Sex Advice A woman went to the doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea. “Do you enjoy it?" the doctor asked. "Actually, yes I do," She answered. "Does it hurt you?" he asked. "No, I rather like it," she responded "Well, then," the doctor continued, "There’s no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant. The woman was mystified. “What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?” "Of course," the doctor replied. "Where do you think people like Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Elizabeth Warren, Barbara Boxer, Hillary Clinton, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, and Al Sharpton came from?"