The Ultimate Man Thread

[Lublin 3]

Here's a thread by a man, for all men (ladies feel free to join in, though).

 

Hot chicks, fast cars, greasy food and whatever else us males enjoy is the name of the game.

 

NO X-RATED PICS

Please keep it tasteful.

 

I'll start:

 

Favorite celeb hottie: Megan Fox

 

 

Dream car: Lamborghini Gallardo in baby blue

 

 

Dream bike: Ducati Sport Classic 1000

 

 

Dream guitars: 1956 Gibson Les Paul Goldtop & 1957 Gibson Les Paul Jr.

 

 

Dream bicycle: Cervelo P3

 

 

Favorite beer: Zywiec and Weihenstephaner

 

[tbtrout 141]

Oh boy, let's keep it clean guys.

[matt6669 71]

when maks is away, the boys will play lol

[DevsAdvocate 112]

Zywiecz!!!!!!!

[DevsAdvocate 112]

Zywiec!!!!!!!

[Malsua 1,422]

Megan fox is attractive but something about her irritates me. Maybe it was the interview with her where she described herself as a slob and dropped a giant bowl clogger and invited her friends over to check it out. Maybe it was that she doesn't like to shower.

 

This is more my speed...

 

 

 

[Lublin 3]

Maybe it was the interview with her where she described herself as a slob and dropped a giant bowl clogger and invited her friends over to check it out.

There's something oddly great about that.

 

I embrace the weird because I am weird.

[ronoverdrive 0]

So what do I win?

 

[Malsua 1,422]

Maybe it was the interview with her where she described herself as a slob and dropped a giant bowl clogger and invited her friends over to check it out.

There's something oddly great about that.

 

I embrace the weird because I am weird.

 

It's like having a girlfriend that farts. Once or twice it's cute. When she lets fly and the Cardinal on the bush outside the window falls dead to the ground, it stops being cute. Also, there's something oddly not great about seeing a coiled bowl snake and imagining how it was made. Seeing her grunting and clenching...ahhhuppp...ahhh...aahhhhuppp....aaaahhh. Naw, I'll pass.

[GoNRA 12]

This is some bs, they didn't come with my truck!!!

 

 

Neither did she..

 

[Lublin 3]

Maybe it was the interview with her where she described herself as a slob and dropped a giant bowl clogger and invited her friends over to check it out.

There's something oddly great about that.

 

I embrace the weird because I am weird.

 

It's like having a girlfriend that farts. Once or twice it's cute. When she lets fly and the Cardinal on the bush outside the window falls dead to the ground, it stops being cute. Also, there's something oddly not great about seeing a coiled bowl snake and imagining how it was made. Seeing her grunting and clenching...ahhhuppp...ahhh...aahhhhuppp....aaaahhh. Naw, I'll pass.

That had me in tears from laughter.

[usnmars 136]

Nothing like having a 20MM CWIS mounted on a HMMVW. Mobile, fast, and 4,500 rounds a minute gotta love it. GO NAVY!!!

[bbk 188]

Nothing like having a 20MM CWIS mounted on a HMMVW. Mobile, fast, and 4,500 rounds a minute gotta love it. GO NAVY!!!

Not to mention being a sh-t magnet, a huge magnet.

[Lublin 3]

Heaven (if she's not militant )

 

[bbk 188]

Heaven (if she's not militant )

 

Nice. That's from when the WWE chicks or pro cheerleaders went on one of their USO tours.

[lunker 274]

Here's a few keepers...

 

 

 

 

[tbtrout 141]

OH how I loved the CWIS.

 

 

That one pic had to go. I am still cleaning up cookies.

[Lublin 3]

Jessica Biel:

 

 

Another wonderful beer for the testing:

 

 

Attention all North Jersey guys - This is probably my favorite bar around. Great food, a phenomenal beer selection and very friendly crowd. I suggest you give it a try:

 

http://www.cloverleaftavern.com/

 

They have 25 beers on draft. Here's there beer list (not including seasonals):

 

Smithwicks an Irish Red - 5.0% ABV

Blue Moon a Belgian White - 5.4% ABV

Bass Ale an English Pale - 5.0% ABV

Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA an Imperial IPA - 9.0% ABV

Abita Purple Haze a Fruit Beer - 4.5% ABV

Stella Artois a Belgian Pale Lager - 5.2% ABV

Sam Adams Oktoberfest Marzen - 4.5% ABV

Hoegaarden a Wit Bier - 5.5% ABV

Sam Adams Lager Vienna Lager - 5.0% ABV

Yuengling Lager a Pale Lager - 4.9% ABV

Guinness Stout a Dry Stout - 4.1% ABV

Southern Tier Pumking Imperial Ale Pumpkin Ale - 11.0% ABV

Flying Fish Oktoberfish Marzen - 5.5% ABV

Sam Adams Imperial White Ale Witbier - 10.3% ABV

Hacker Pschorr Oktoberfest Marzen - 5.2% ABV

Ramstein Double Platinum Hefeweizen - 6.7% ABV

Delirium Nocturnum a Belgian Strong Dark - 8.5% ABV

Leffe Blond a Belgian Pale - 6.5% ABV

Palm Ale a Belgian Ale - 5.4% ABV

Miller Lite Poor Pale Light - 5.0% ABV

Cloverleaf Alt Bier an Alt - 5.5% ABV

Coors Light Poor Pale Light - 4.2% ABV

LAGERS

Pilsner

Labatt Blue - Beck's - Pilsner Urquell

 

Lighter Lagers

Coors Original

Corona Extra

Czechvar

Red Stripe

Rolling Rock

Heineken

 

Light Beers

Amstel Light

Beck's Light

Coors Light

Corona Light

Miller Lite

 

Low-Carb Beer

Rolling Rock Green Light

 

Amber Lagers

Sam Adams Boston Lager

ALES

Weizen Beers

Hacker Pchorr Weiss 17oz

Paulaner Hefe-Weizen 17oz

Sam Adams Cherry Wheat

Weihenstaphaner Hefe-Weissen

 

Pale and Amber Ales

Anchor Steam Liberty Ale

Sam Adams Boston Ale

Sierra Nevada Pale Ale

 

Brown Ales

JW Dundee's Honey Brown

Newcastle Brown

Sam Smith Nut Brown

Bar Harbor Real Ale

 

Specialty Belgium Ales

Duvel

Orval Trappist Ale

Chimay Premiere (750mL)

Chimay Grand Reserve (750mL)

La Rulles Tripel (750mL)

 

NON-ALCOHOLIC

Sharps

Coors

Beck's

 

SPECIALTY & CRAFT BREWS

Anchor Steam

Bar Harbor Blueberry Ale

Boulder Mojo IPA

Boddington's Pub Can

Doc's Hard Cider

Dog Fish Head 60 Minute IPA

Flying Dog Doggie Style Pale Ale

Sam Smith Oatmeal Stout

Stone Ruination IPA

Original Sin Cider

Weyerbacher Hops Infusion

 

Here's my favorite movie of all time. Surfing, guns, an all-star cast in their younger years - pure glory.

 

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[matt6669 71]

I do believe that bar is calling for a NJGF get together????

[Lublin 3]

I do believe that bar is calling for a NJGF get together????

I second that.

[Ray Ray 3,566]

Richiedubs, ms biel does have a nice tooshy, but the other jessica is a little hotter. (ms alba not ms simpson)