The Difference Between California And Texas

[fish-catchin-gun-totin 4]

I was reading tony357's post with the pistol vending machine and it reminded me of an email I got from my aunt a while back. Its long winded but well worth the minute and a half of your life once the point is made.

 

THE COYOTE.....

California:

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.

A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.

TEXAS:

The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog..

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .380 hollow point cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.

[kram 3]

Haha! Very funny yet sad that it is true. Thanks for posting that.

[vjf915 456]

Oh the price points are completely off....we all know that a .45ACP hollow point is closer to $1.

[fish-catchin-gun-totin 4]

Oh the price points are completely off....we all know that a .45ACP hollow point is closer to $1.

 

Must be Gov't discount... Wait that would be $1.50 per round...

[hd2000fxdl 422]

I don't even need to check with Snopes, it's real..

[Twospot 38]

LMAO +1

[Texas Shooter 35]

Awesome! GOD I MISS TEXAS!!!

[Ray Ray 3,566]

He shot him with a 380, an LCP to be exact. Please correct your error.

[fish-catchin-gun-totin 4]

He shot him with a 380, an LCP to be exact. Please correct your error.

 

Didn't know this was an actual occurrence.

[Zell959 40]

He shot him with a 380, an LCP to be exact. Please correct your error.

 

I'll be damned, you weren't kidding: http://www.aolnews.com/2010/04/28/texas-gov-shoots-wily-coyote-during-jog/

[Ray Ray 3,566]

give me +1s for that, both of you, NOW!

[fish-catchin-gun-totin 4]

give me +1s for that, both of you, NOW!

 

Point noted, You got your +1, and you can sleep well tonight knowing that you've severed ties between an old lady and her nephew.

[vladtepes 1,060]

you gave my fiance and I a good laugh.. lol

 

+1 to you..

[fish-catchin-gun-totin 4]

Thanks

[Ray Ray 3,566]

Point noted, You got your +1, and you can sleep well tonight knowing that you've severed ties between an old lady and her nephew.

 

what?

[fish-catchin-gun-totin 4]

what?

 

That's the problem with text its difficult to depict emotion. As In I was joking about cutting my aunt off for setting me up with false info. Hence you aided in severing of ties between an old lady and her nephew. You'll have to excuse my dry sense of humor.