Longtime resident Lady Liberty, age 236 was struck by a stolen Chevy Volt last night along the interstate. The driver and passengers, illegally in the US from their native countries across the world, then dragged Ms. Liberty into the woods and brutally sodomized her before heading to the local polling place where they registered using the names of Supreme Court justices and voted without being challenged by UN poll watchers.
Authorities found them around the corner, each with a large supply of newly legalized recreational marijuana, getting high. They were taken into custody and released a short time later with a kiss on each cheek and a prepaid gift card for WaWa to handle the munchies.
Ms. Liberty is in extremely critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit, and doctors are very wary of her chances of recovery. A crowd of zombie-like citizens are already gathered at the Liberty residence, preparing to loot it of valuables when she succumbs to her injuries or the Death Panel declares her worthless and pulls the plug.
If it's a 'bug' does that mean it was OK?
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BTW, that INCLUDED the backups!
Springfield Armory XD Mod 2
4" BBL.
Gray frame with black slide (pictures don't really show the frame color).
8 10-round factory magazines (I found two more after taking the picture).
Dry Fire magazine.
Powder River Precision trigger upgrade (original parts included).
Large mag release button (original mag release included).
Spare front sight fiber optic rods.
Gun lock.
Hard-shell carrying case.
Manual.
$400
Valid New Jersey Permit to Purchase a Handgun and New Jersey Driver's License and Firearms ID card with matching address required.
Willing to travel to an FFL within an hour of Mercer County.
The first to post "I'll take it" wins the sale.