Longtime resident Lady Liberty, age 236 was struck by a stolen Chevy Volt last night along the interstate. The driver and passengers, illegally in the US from their native countries across the world, then dragged Ms. Liberty into the woods and brutally sodomized her before heading to the local polling place where they registered using the names of Supreme Court justices and voted without being challenged by UN poll watchers.
Authorities found them around the corner, each with a large supply of newly legalized recreational marijuana, getting high. They were taken into custody and released a short time later with a kiss on each cheek and a prepaid gift card for WaWa to handle the munchies.
Ms. Liberty is in extremely critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit, and doctors are very wary of her chances of recovery. A crowd of zombie-like citizens are already gathered at the Liberty residence, preparing to loot it of valuables when she succumbs to her injuries or the Death Panel declares her worthless and pulls the plug.
Welcome. We always welcome Excellent Wives. I know, because I have one.
And thank you and your family for their service to our country.
Keeping up with NJ gun info is a challenge. We all strive to meet it. And ultimately 'drive down the curve', to put it in current parlance.
That's it.....my son also lost taste....and wasn't tested either.....you can probably triple the number they put out....my son had a Doctor who told him immediately your a + and he was right on including what he prescribed......a nurse is not a doctor....omo.
Glad to have found the NJGF! A little about me:
I've owned guns and have been shooting for about 5 years. My husband and I have three children: one in college, one active duty Army, and one Army National Guard. We are all politically active and fight for our 2A rights among other important liberties that certain groups try to take from us.
I hope to visit from time to time and get to know folks and keep up with NJ gun info.