TSA Bumper Stickers

[njJoniGuy 1,916]

http://www.strategyp...01123142956.asp

 

with link to their overall humor section

such as:

 

Quality, Not Quantity

The commanding officer at the Russian military academy (the equivalent of a 4-star general in the U.S.) gave a lecture on Potential Problems and Military Strategy. At the end of the lecture, he asked if there were any questions.

 

An officer stood up and asked, "Will there be a third world war? And will Russia take part in it?"

 

The general answered both questions in the affirmative.

 

Another officer asked, "Who will be the enemy?"

 

The general replied, "All indications point to China."

 

Everyone in the audience was shocked. A third officer remarked, "General, we are a nation of only 150 million, compared to the 1.5 billion Chinese. Can we win at all, or even survive?"

 

The general answered, "Just think about this for a moment: In modern warfare, it is not the quantity of soldiers that matters but the quality of an army's capabilities. For example, in the Middle East we have had a few wars recently where 5 million Jews fought against 150 million Arabs, and Israel was always victorious."

 

After a small pause, yet another officer - from the back of the auditorium asked, "Do we have enough Jews?"

and

A USMC sniper was real good at his job, and he had a method. He would yell out some insult at the enemy and when someone stood up to reply, BANG - one less insurgent!

After every mission the company commander would ask "How many insurgents have you shot today?"

However, on this particular day when asked about the number killed, he reported "Five killed and I let one go, sir."

"Let one go?" roared the company commander. "What do you mean, you let one go?"

"Well, sir, I yelled out 'Osama is a Homo!' Then this big insurgent stood up and yelled 'Hillary is a bi**h!' I just couldn't shoot a fellow Republican!"

 

 

Enjoy!

Edited January 22, 2012 by njJoniGuy

[GiantsFan 22]

Made it to my Facebook page. Thanks for posting!

[NicePants 58]

>TSA: We've handled more balls than Barney Frank.

 

Oh man, I freakin' lost it.

[SpacemanFry 51]

LOL, if I actually put on bumper stickers I'd totally get one of those TSA ones. Now that I think about it I should get one for my carryon bag when I travel. Maybe a T-shirt too

[Smokin .50 1,871]

LOVE them ALL!

[Soju 153]

I really liked those "bad idea" t-shirts!