Jump to content
SmittyMHS

Some Monday humor

Recommended Posts

Got my gun permit yesterday, then went over to the local gun shop to get a small 9mm for home protection.

When I was ready to pay by credit card for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader.

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Good one! Better tell it all you can before we convert to chip readers.

 

Kind of like the old one about a young guy goes into a record store. He stuffs an album into his pants and goes to walk out.

The young woman cashier says to him, "Excuse me, is that a record in your pants?". To which he replies as he's walking out,

"I don't know if it's a record, but I don't get any complaints."

 

When I try to tell that now, young people ask, "What's a record?"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

×
×
  • Create New...