Large yard rodent removal needed

[Malsua 1,422]

I got this large rodent that won't leave my yard.

 

I come home and he's about 20 feet away and won't leave.

 

He digs in the yard....

 

Then stares at me while I yell at him.

 

Seriously. He has no fear of humans. I'd get closer but worry that he might use his defensive appendages to Steve Irwin me. This was about 10 minutes ago.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Urban Grunt 44]

Take him down with a shovel

[Malsua 1,422]

I bet if I had some corn or something he'd eat it out of my hand. Then I could put him in a sleeper hold.

[KpdPipes 388]

Possum..... :mrgreen:

[67gtonut 847]

Awwwww......... how cool.....!!!

 

 

[matt6669 71]

Mark, if you get permission from all neighbors in a radius of 450' of your house, I'll be more than glad to take care of him with my bow for you

[Malsua 1,422]

Don't bother with the bow. Just bring an arrow. You can have an apple in one hand then jab the arrow in his eyeball with the other.

[matt6669 71]

Don't bother with the bow. Just bring an arrow. You can have an apple in one hand then jab the arrow in his eyeball with the other.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAH now that right there is funny.

 

He really doesn't run away from you huh?

[Malsua 1,422]

Seriously does not run.

[Fishpaw 17]

Maybe its lack of fear of humans is from those glowing demonic eyes....

[matt6669 71]

Seriously does not run.

 

hmmmm maybe while I watch you stack firewood, I'll just sit in a lawn chair with my bowie knife and see if he wants to wrestle.