Why Parents Drink

[GoNRA 12]

Found this in my email thought it was funny enough to share.

 

 

 

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an

Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'

 

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope

 

with trembling hands and read the letter.

 

 

Dear Dad:

 

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

 

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

 

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.

 

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

 

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

 

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

 

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so

 

Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

 

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.

 

Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can

 

get to know your grandchildren.

 

 

Love, Your Son John

 

 

 

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.

 

 

I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report card That's in my center desk drawer.

 

 

I love you.

 

 

Call me when it's safe to come home...

[jermz1987 243]

LOL, Why didn't I think of that one.

[Caine 147]

[Maksim 1,504]

lol.

[maideneddie 35]

So this is what I signed up for :shock: j/k

[Blackfox 1]

This is the version that I received.

 

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an

Envelope propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'

 

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope

with trembling hands and read the letter.

 

Dear Dad:

 

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to run away with my new friend Robert, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

 

I have been finding real passion with Robert and he is so nice.

 

But I knew you would not approve because of all his piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that he is much older than I am. But it