Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

[NJ-Tom 4]

Funny email I just received.

 

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

 

 

And here we go...

 

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

 

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

 

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

 

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

 

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

 

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

 

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

 

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

 

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

 

 

And the Number One reason

Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

 

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

[deni 16]

that's something i could actually imagine being written for him...

[TonyJ 17]

Now that is funny,Can't wait to show the wife.

[Krdshrk 3,878]

... I lol'd.

[kenw 293]

[Don't Tread On Me 4]

Very funny

[Radek 73]

Now that is funny,Can't wait to show the wife.

 

Warning: Instant fail! unless of course she has a sense of humor ...

[TonyJ 17]

Warning: Instant fail! unless of course she has a sense of humor ...

 

I showed it to her when she came home.

She said very funny,now have one of your guns make you dinner !

Was only kidding,I think?

[Maksim 1,504]

Now hit the little F icon to share it on facebook with your friends and spread the word about the forum. =)

[fliks 20]

I showed it to her when she came home.

She said very funny,now have one of your guns make you dinner !

Was only kidding,I think?

 

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha all 10 are so true!!!

[Don't Tread On Me 4]

I showed my girlfriend, and she loved it!

[Radek 73]

I prefer women who like guns! You can't have either or