Longtime resident Lady Liberty, age 236 was struck by a stolen Chevy Volt last night along the interstate. The driver and passengers, illegally in the US from their native countries across the world, then dragged Ms. Liberty into the woods and brutally sodomized her before heading to the local polling place where they registered using the names of Supreme Court justices and voted without being challenged by UN poll watchers.
Authorities found them around the corner, each with a large supply of newly legalized recreational marijuana, getting high. They were taken into custody and released a short time later with a kiss on each cheek and a prepaid gift card for WaWa to handle the munchies.
Ms. Liberty is in extremely critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit, and doctors are very wary of her chances of recovery. A crowd of zombie-like citizens are already gathered at the Liberty residence, preparing to loot it of valuables when she succumbs to her injuries or the Death Panel declares her worthless and pulls the plug.
Up for sale is a Microtech Stitch Ram Lok (manual) folder. Stonewash blade with a fully serrated edge.
Never been carried nor cut with. Flipped it around a few times and then back in the box it went. Condition is new / like-new.
Will come w/ the full kit (see pictures).
Asking $285 shipped obo. Zelle/Venmo payment preferred but can discuss options.
Any questions please let me know. Thanks!