AlexTheSane

TL:DR Guy buys a wood chipper on Craigslist. The transaction goes smoothly.

No need to go that extreme. You can just buy one.

Not sure what kind of firearm it is. It's either a rocket launcher or a UTS-15. Either way. Miraculously no one complained and no one needed to go to a safe space. http://i.imgur.com/XsoNidz.jpg

If you've got $3k laying around...

I like Ooma. I had Vonage at one point but Ooma is just better.

https://www.cdnnsports.com/policies

If you moved to NJ from another state with your firearms, you may have never needed to get an FID.

Yes, I'm serious. Depending on the definition of relative. Can you claim your spouse as a dependent?

To play devil's advocate the form states "Names, Addresses and Telephone Numbers of two reputable persons who are presently acquainted with the applicant, other than relatives:" Is a spouse a relative?

Are we placing orders? I'll take some unpasteurized brie.

https://www.timeanddate.com/date/dateadd.html

Did you ever narrow it down to one choice?

For the price, seems like you'd just be better off with a Sub2k that accepts Glock mags.

This is a sexy looking knife. http://www.knifecenter.com/item/BM746/Benchmade-746-Mini-Onslaught-Bob-Lum-Folding-Knife-Satin-Plain-Blade-G10-Handles A nice mix of tactical and gentleman's knife.

Eww. Why are they moist?

Maybe it's REALLY good forecasting. Alternately it could just be predicting weather that already happened. That's how they're so spot on.

http://aeroprecisionusa.com/on-sale.html

I finally got my single $200 check after complaining repeatedly.

Are they truly edible? I've read lots of varying opinions. I hate these creatures so much I think I'd take entirely too much pleasure in hunting them.

They claimed that I only sent the 4 outer UPCs and not the inner UPCs but they were all taped to a single sheet of paper. The company they use for processing the rebates are the worst. Once I sent them the photocopy, they approved it and it basically reset the 6-8 week wait. While on the phone I asked how a photocopy is proof of anything. I could be sending anyone's photocopy. They had no response, naturally.

I took hunters ed and passed the test for firearms. If I want to add bow, do I have to do it all over again or just take the bow test?

I'd rather pay more.

Oh, ProMag, nevermind

Here are some for $17 http://www.wholesalehunter.com/product.asp?productid=11130384