kenw 293 Posted June 30, 2009 Michael Jackson is still dead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chad 3 Posted June 30, 2009 Michael Jackson Died??? I hadn't heard about it!!!! Actually I heard on the news today that people were commiting suicide because of his death. Give me a break...thats just a tad extreme. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malsua 1,422 Posted June 30, 2009 Generalissimo Francisco Franco ...also still dead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenw 293 Posted June 30, 2009 Actually I heard on the news today that people were commiting suicide because of his death. Darwinism at it's best. Skimming the scum from the surface of the gene pool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrMcKulit 0 Posted June 30, 2009 Don't shoot the messenger ... I just read this joke When Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven GOD asked her if she would have 1 wish what will it be ... Farrah took her time and thought of what would be best for the world ..... she replied .... GOD I want all children on earth to be safe from harm...... GOD said.... that is very noble of you. Your wish is granted. Just like that, BAM! MJ died of unknown causes. :roll: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wsl 2 Posted June 30, 2009 MJ died of unknown causes. Nope, He died of Food Poisoning... they found 12yr old nuts in his mouth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpecialK 193 Posted June 30, 2009 since MJ was made of about 90% of plastic instead of a traditional disposal of the body they are going to melt him down and make Lego blocks out of him, this way young boys can play with him for a change. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malsua 1,422 Posted June 30, 2009 Farrah and Michael died on the same day... One @#$%^ majors the other @#$@% minors. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nitrospaz9 10 Posted June 30, 2009 i heard they were gonna cremate him and put a little of him in sand boxes everywhere so he could still get up little boys shorts... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NJChiroDoc 0 Posted June 30, 2009 What did Michael Jackson and KMart have in common. The both have boys underwear half off. If you are on a beach with MJ what don't you want to here? Hey get out of my sun! Did you hear MJ was thinking about redoing an elton john song? Don't let your son go down on me. and lastly What college was thinking of giving MJ a honorary degree??? Wait for it............................. Bring'em Young University. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maksim 1,504 Posted June 30, 2009 Ok guys.... getting borderline.... if dont have anything nice to say about mj... dont say it at all.... for the next few days. lol. otherwise keep it within reason. work filters pick up some keywords. =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nitrospaz9 10 Posted July 1, 2009 HAHAHAHA I love it. Now I have some new jokes to tell at work tomorrow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbtrout 141 Posted July 1, 2009 wow, just wow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NJChiroDoc 0 Posted July 1, 2009 Just glad I can help. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
