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Little Johnny on politics

 A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Joe Biden fans.

 Not really knowing what a Joe Biden fan was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny..

 The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.

 Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Joe Biden fan.

 The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Joe Biden?"

Johnny said, "Because I'm a Conservative."

 The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.

 Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative."

 Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

 With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Joe Biden fan".

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