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More gallows humor above.

Overall the average is up 18% since Biden swore in. And they left out utility costs in the above list. Like electric in both PA and NJ.

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20 minutes ago, Scorpio64 said:

Great video.  I watched pretty much the whole shit show today.  She and Wade are toast.

Well my compliments to you. I couldn't stomach it. I'm glad you enjoyed the video. Bannon played it on War Room this morning. And the guy from A3P has been on many times.

What was your impression of the judge (if any)? A number of comments I heard seemed to imply he sounded like a lightweight.

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I don't think so. Feel free. I'll join in.

But I have a suggestion. What about a Trump Trials thread? Willis is only one of many. They're already warming up to strip Trump of his business possibly as soon as tomorrow.

 

 

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33 minutes ago, bennj said:

Meh, after what has happened in GA with the last few elections, and Kemp as governor,  my bet is Willis goes scot free.

Yup. Kemp is no ally to Trump. Think- the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Besides there is no more accountability anymore. If you're part of the "republican" anti Trump contingent, and there is a lot, you don't want to start a domino effect of failed attempts to take him down. The kangaroo case will go on even if something goes south for Willis & Co. 

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1.What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?   

A licker cabinet

 

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?

A  Klondyke

 

3. What do you call two lesbians in a  canoe?    

Fur Traders.

 

4. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?   

Well Hung   

 

5.  What do you call lesbian twins

Lick-a-likes.

 

6.  What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?    

One's a snack cracker; the other's a crack snacker.

 

7.  What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 govt workers?    

100 people that don't do Dick.

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