Longtime resident Lady Liberty, age 236 was struck by a stolen Chevy Volt last night along the interstate. The driver and passengers, illegally in the US from their native countries across the world, then dragged Ms. Liberty into the woods and brutally sodomized her before heading to the local polling place where they registered using the names of Supreme Court justices and voted without being challenged by UN poll watchers.
Authorities found them around the corner, each with a large supply of newly legalized recreational marijuana, getting high. They were taken into custody and released a short time later with a kiss on each cheek and a prepaid gift card for WaWa to handle the munchies.
Ms. Liberty is in extremely critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit, and doctors are very wary of her chances of recovery. A crowd of zombie-like citizens are already gathered at the Liberty residence, preparing to loot it of valuables when she succumbs to her injuries or the Death Panel declares her worthless and pulls the plug.
For sale is a Shadow Systems XR920 Elite in 9mm. It’s Brand new. Comes with original paperwork, soft case and 2 Magpul 10 round Pmags.
Optics ready
Night sights
Stippled grip
Flared Magwell
Bronze Fluted barrel
I’m looking for $800. First person to say “I’ll take it” wins. Gun is at my FFL in Wayne NJ. You can meet me there to do the transfer or I can have it shipped to your FFL for a fee. Feel free to send me a PM.
WTS: 11 boxes of Blazer 45 auto 230 gr FMJ
$250 local pickup in Bergen or Passaic county. Must have matching ID/FID
First to post “I’ll take it” wins the sale.