Thought of the Day/Week/Month/Year

[hd2000fxdl 422]

Too many guns, not enough money!!!!!!!!

[tony357 386]

I woke up today, Thats a good thing!! now i have to do something..

[BlueLineFish 615]

Too many guns, not enough money!!!!!!!!

 

Agreed

[kenw 293]

When I was growing up, I really wanted to be somebody. Now I realize that I should've been a lot more specific.

[hd2000fxdl 422]

When I was growing up, I really wanted to be somebody. Now I realize that I should've been a lot more specific.

 

I'm happy, I started with nothing, and so far so good, I still have all of it...

[Tactical Turtle 11]

Why did I do it lol

[Mo Vice 7]

I'll bite.

 

Why park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?

A package by ship is cargo yet a package by car is a shipment.

Why do they call it taking a dump if you're not taking anything?

Why are there locks on the doors of 24 hour stores?

Why is there braille on drive-through ATMs?

If chocolate chip cookies are made with chocolate, what are girl scout cookies made of?

 

And finally, the most trivial of them all...

 

If a man says something in the woods, and there is no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?

[hd2000fxdl 422]

If a man says something in the woods, and there is no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?

 

Why even go there, you're married, right??? Well do you even have to ask???

[Damjan 73]

If marital relations sour, one must be ready to take matters into hand directly

[PeteF 1,044]

Too So many guns, not enough money!!!!!!!!

 

Fixed that for you. No such thing as too many guns

[Luke_WO 11]

If you choke a smurf, what color would he turn?

 

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

[RubberBullets 65]

Where'd the hell my pants go?