Magic Hat

[jgofnj 5]

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.

 

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.

 

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

 

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.

 

Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

 

Here's the hat.

 

US BORDER PATROL

 

It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

 

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

 

But

[sirsloop 1]

I wonder if its considered impersonating a police officer if you wear that around?

[robot_hell 72]

I wonder if its considered impersonating a police officer if you wear that around?

 

Considering what you drive, you should know something about that, right?

[jgofnj 5]

Ok - I am new here. What do you drive sirsloop?

[sirsloop 1]

2000 P71 Crown vic ex-VA state trooper... blue/silver with the factory spotlight and bull bar

 

I love the hat, but considering what I drive I take a little extra care not to get arrested for impersonating.

[tj462nj 32]

I wonder if its considered impersonating a police officer if you wear that around?

 

Considering what you drive, you should know something about that, right?

LMAO

[robot_hell 72]

He drives an ex-cop Crown Vic. Still has the spotlight! Awesome 8-)

[Pew Pew Plates 358]

He drives an ex-cop Crown Vic. Still has the spotlight! Awesome 8-)

 

 

And the keys in his car work!

[robot_hell 72]

And the keys in his car work!

 

Yeah, got me there. I actually got it fixed-- It was caused by the key getting wet through the crack in the plastic. Bummer! Had to get towed, but they didn't charge me for the towing. I think they more than made up for it in the price of the key, though.

 

This one I'm keeping dry.

[Pew Pew Plates 358]

And the keys in his car work!

 

Yeah, got me there. I actually got it fixed-- It was caused by the key getting wet through the crack in the plastic. Bummer! Had to get towed, but they didn't charge me for the towing. I think they more than made up for it in the price of the key, though.

 

This one I'm keeping dry.

 

faiiiil boooat.

my 97' f250 is 100% manual keys. Not even a chip in em. I get copies for $1.50 and leave them with my parents, girlfriend, a spare key set, all around my house....you can even store them under water indefinatly!

cheap

[sirsloop 1]

Simplicity is a beautiful thing!

[Krdshrk 3,878]

When I'm wearing my NJ State Police hat and look at other cars they tend to slow down and move over

[Ray Ray 3,566]

2000 P71 Crown vic ex-VA state trooper... blue/silver with the factory spotlight and bull bar

 

I love the hat, but considering what I drive I take a little extra care not to get arrested for impersonating.

 

The more I read your posts the more I like you!

[chefhunter34 1]

WHERE can I get a hat like that!! :mrgreen:

[Redfish62 1]

http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/cb/cb.aspx?a=414691

[coldsolderjoint 84]

And the keys in his car work!

 

Yeah, got me there. I actually got it fixed-- It was caused by the key getting wet through the crack in the plastic. Bummer! Had to get towed, but they didn't charge me for the towing. I think they more than made up for it in the price of the key, though.

 

This one I'm keeping dry.

 

Rhino-Line it