The Endless Story Thread

[robot_hell 72]

Every forum needs one of these!

 

You know the drill. Try to keep it to a 10 word minimum, 4 sentence maximum for the best readability. I shall begin:

 

There once was a wise old man who was known only as "Ol' Salty" to those that were lucky enough to meet him. Once day he was on his way back to his boat when he came across...

[67gtonut 847]

 

Ok..... can we go back to the toilet paper thread?

[kenw 293]

or the zombie apocalypse?

[robot_hell 72]

Come on, I can't let the toilet paper thread go down as the most pointless thread on this forum. You're either in or you aren't.

[sirsloop 1]

There once was a wise old man who was known only as "Ol' Salty" to those that were lucky enough to meet him. Once day he was on his way back to his boat when he came across...

 

This fat ugly hooker named Sugar. She only had three...

[maideneddie 35]

threads, toliet paper, zombies, and the endless story ....

[Ray Ray 3,566]

There once was a wise old man who was known only as "Ol' Salty" to those that were lucky enough to meet him. Once day he was on his way back to his boat when he came across...

 

This fat ugly hooker named Sugar. She only had three...

 

dollars in her pocket and Ol Salty had money to burn,

[sirsloop 1]

There once was a wise old man who was known only as "Ol' Salty" to those that were lucky enough to meet him. Once day he was on his way back to his boat when he came across...

 

This fat ugly hooker named Sugar. She only had three...

 

dollars in her pocket and Ol Salty had money to burn,

 

 

He grabbed a five dollar bill out of his pocket and asked if she

[robot_hell 72]

had ever been asked to use a peg-leg to...

[jermz1987 243]

had ever been asked to use a peg-leg to...

 

play a game of.......

[pronoun 1]

"Who's Got My Wood?"

[jermz1987 243]

"Who's Got My Wood?"

 

 

Before she could answer, A horde of Zombies appeared, Ol Salty being a Vietnam vet, Took out his......

[FFDP82 4]

Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[Ray Ray 3,566]

"Who's Got My Wood?"

 

 

Before she could answer, A horde of Zombies appeared, Ol Salty being a Vietnam vet, Took out his......

 

cell phone and texted his North Jersey Zombie ellimination squad and they

[robot_hell 72]

, being highly trained zombie hunters, immediately mobilized and raced to the scene. They discovered that their weapons

[sirsloop 1]

were totally ineffective, so they asked Sugar to strip naked and scare them away.

[e80hydro 120]

were totally ineffective, so they asked Sugar to strip naked and scare them away.

 

 

As she peeled off her knickers, to everyones surprise, out popped a......

[GoNRA 12]

This thread is about as useful as the "say something about the person above you thread"

[sirsloop 1]

dont like dont post...back to the story.

 

As she peeled off her knickers, to everyones surprise, out popped a...

 

Bowie knife! Sugar proceeded to commie charge the zombies, but she tripped just before reaching the horde. Ol Salty grabbed his

[Pew Pew Plates 358]

870 marine magnum and proceeded to...

[jermz1987 243]

blast away at the shuffling hordes of the undead, After firing his last shot he grabbed a....

[robot_hell 72]

... entrenching spade, decapitating the last human zombie in sight. But there was still the problem of hundreds of pesky little...

[Pew Pew Plates 358]

...chunks of living zombie flesh jumping around! Hence...

[jermz1987 243]

...chunks of living zombie flesh jumping around! Hence...

 

 

He grabbed Sugar and threw her to the ground using her as a stepping stone to make his way to his.....

[Pew Pew Plates 358]

...chunks of living zombie flesh jumping around! Hence...

 

 

He grabbed Sugar and threw her to the ground using her as a stepping stone to make his way to his.....

 

 

spaceship, leaving the b**** behind!

[Ray Ray 3,566]

...chunks of living zombie flesh jumping around! Hence...

 

 

He grabbed Sugar and threw her to the ground using her as a stepping stone to make his way to his.....

 

 

spaceship, leaving the b**** behind!

 

But Sugar had a suprise of her own, her and other zombie crew

[raceruss2003 0]

were extremely turned on by peglegged, shotgun weilding pirates. So...

[robot_hell 72]

They chased after Him and boarded their spaceship armed with an arsenal of dildos. With KY in hand they proceeded to

[e80hydro 120]

They chased after Him and boarded their spaceship armed with an arsenal of dildos. With KY in hand they proceeded to

 

 

shove the KY lubricated dildo up old Salty's left nostril, yelling take that you #^&$@! &^#(&%! $@&*$@!

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He responded by poking them in the eyes, three stooges style, and slapping them in the face with a wet paintbrush he was using to fix up the interior of the ship...