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1 minute ago, Scorpio64 said:

It's all this guys fault.

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Ha!! 
 

I’ve been that guy before. 
 

Once, I fell asleep early one morning in a tree blind, to be startled awake by a raccoon knocking my rifle over. I don’t know who was more surprised, me or him. 
 

 

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Today's Lesson Is The Word Irony

Once in a while we just have to stand back in awe of our government. 

 The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest number of free meals and food stamps ever - to 46 million people. 

 Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Dept. of Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for the policy is because "the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves." 

 Thus, ends today's lesson on irony! 

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