Bad Dream: What would you have done?

[Newtonian 453]

I was at a manly man-only barbecue on Saturday that included several gun enthusiasts, including a certified NRA instructor. Naturally we talked guns and stuff.

 

(Lately I've been dreaming of things I think about during the day).

 

Around 2-3 am that night I found myself in a dream-pickle. I had packed all my handguns in my largest dufflebag and driven them to my mother in law's home. One of my revolvers was out in the open. I went outside to help my brother in law with the grill. When I got back inside we were in a cafeteria, and the revolver was missing. So I called the Newton officer who has issued all my permits to report the stolen gun, but after speaking with him I realized that I was not in an exempt location. 

 

Luckily I woke up before serving my sentence.

 

What would you have done?

[1563621 388]

Stop smoking that wacky weed!

[Old Dog 19]

Gone back to sleep?

[jm1827 284]

Stop eating spicy foods before bedtime!

[njpilot 671]

D) All of the above.

[Underdog 1,593]

As a lucid dreamer, I would have hit the rewind button and dreamed my mother-in-law was a range officer and that she had it and was doing a safety check.

[BigBlueQ 7]

Just feed the King of the Unicorns a golden apple in exchange for him expunging your record.

[jackandjill 683]

Confess that you were at MIL to rob them at gun(s) point. Plead the gun charges away in exchange for community service ? :-)

 

 

.....Just Kidding

[The_Matrix 105]

Can't help you.

 

The only dreams that I have are me dating and banging hot chicks.

 

I hate waking up.

[Sandy 44]

I would try to figure out why spending the day at a male dominated event makes you dream about your mother in law . Does she bully you???

[louu 399]

You should have taken the blue pill.

[Newtonian 453]

Can't help you.

 

The only dreams that I have are me dating and banging hot chicks.

 

I hate waking up.

I think about that all the time, but try as I might I hardly ever dream about that stuff. My chromastones must be low.

[deerpark 83]

Contact Nippen/Nappen(?) before reporting it slolen.