Not sure if your title is facetious or not, but there's two up for auction right now on Morphy's. Just keep in mind you can't buy this ammunition off the shelf...
there is little doubt he's sitting on the other side of the screen laughing and musing at pulling at your stings. He's ignorant, myopic, narrow minded and jaded. Move on, he's better off slipping on ice and not getting up imho