Zeke 5,504 Posted April 3, 2017 Ok, that can be addressed to Panteramatt or Mipa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
panteramatt 27 Posted April 3, 2017 That you left? Musta just missed her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted April 3, 2017 The dead hooker on Watson Mill rd. Early 90's Somebody dumped here body. Ac or Philadelphia Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
panteramatt 27 Posted April 3, 2017 Don't recall that one. The little girl that was murdered was right behind my house though. Actually knew the scumbag who did it. Was outside with some buddy's underage drinking when a helicopter flew over then all a sudden state troopers pulled up asking us a bunch of questions. We thought all of that was because we were drinking illegally. Scared the living hell out of us! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted April 3, 2017 Mrs McPherson. Her kid. You where a towny. God I wanted to bang Mrs. Little soo hard! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
panteramatt 27 Posted April 3, 2017 Haha no shit. I'd a showed her Mr. Little! Did you go to woodstown? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted April 3, 2017 Fn Wolverines bro! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
panteramatt 27 Posted April 3, 2017 Damn crazy cuz! When did ya graduate? Did ya move away? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
panteramatt 27 Posted April 3, 2017 Pm me if you feel too old haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted April 3, 2017 Pm before the hooker died Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted April 3, 2017 Now, moving on full circle. Anybody have questions related to " Mrs. Little ".... This only validates my story. And I now have 3 rd party validation. Cough. Mic drop Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Peel 7,157 Posted April 3, 2017 Now, moving on full circle. Anybody have questions related to " Mrs. Little ".... This only validates my story. And I now have 3 rd party validation. Cough. Mic drop Midget adult entertainers? A real-life dead hooker? A teacher you desperately wanted to "bang" (ironically named "little")? Hmmm... well played, Zeke. You managed to pull this thread back from life support in a few short posts. Now, was that really so difficult? When you open a thread with a promising title like this, remember... you gotta dance for us, Clown! We're a demanding audience here at NJGF. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted April 3, 2017 If you step back Mrs P This thread is an amalgamation. And sometimes you jus can't make shit up. Boom! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,750 Posted April 3, 2017 Even Mrs. Peel is understandably perplexed about the lack of a donkey at this party.... 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted April 3, 2017 Obviously Mipa's first rodeo ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Peel 7,157 Posted April 3, 2017 Even Mrs. Peel is understandably perplexed about the lack of a donkey at this party.... Though the idea is distasteful... as a writer, I must admit... it would add to the story, no? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted April 3, 2017 Tex will tell ya, they get messy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,750 Posted April 3, 2017 Though the idea is distasteful... as a writer, I must admit... it would add to the story, no? It would add an interesting twist to the story, that's for sure I cannot speak out of personal experience of what degree the donkey would have added to the carnage... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted April 3, 2017 I call bs! Any yank would say sheep. But a True Texan knows the benifits of a burro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,750 Posted April 3, 2017 Unfortunately, I've never partied with either a midget or a donkey (or a combination of the two). It's on my bucket list, though. Lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted April 3, 2017 The dwarf was nicknamed " micro machine ".... Jus sayen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,750 Posted April 3, 2017 Can't make that shit up!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,750 Posted April 3, 2017 Now that I think about it, there WAS this girl in high school who was a Homunculus......does that count? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted April 3, 2017 Must be 2'or under Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voyager9 3,434 Posted April 3, 2017 More activity in this thread now that she's back then there was while she was gone Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,750 Posted April 4, 2017 Must be 2'or under Damn. I think she was like 3'8" or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted April 4, 2017 More activity in this thread now that she's back then there was while she was gone Compredas occupado amigo? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voyager9 3,434 Posted April 4, 2017 More activity in this thread now that she's back then there was while she was gone Compredas occupado amigo?Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk That reminds me: how was Fernando? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted April 4, 2017 He was not invited to the party Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites