voyager9 3,437 Posted December 10, 2017 So UPS delivered (yet another) amazon box for my wife. This time when she opened it she said “Oh, your Christmas Present”. And left the partially open box on the table. Now she’s gone for the day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted December 10, 2017 Just now, voyager9 said: So UPS delivered (yet another) amazon box for my wife. This time when she opened it she said “Oh, your Christmas Present”. And left the partially open box on the table. Now she’s gone for the day. Ah ha!!!! I like it! answer: yes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voyager9 3,437 Posted December 10, 2017 Just now, Zeke said: Ah ha!!!! I like it! answer: yes I’m a grown man and I feel like a 10 year old. This thing is calling to me.. the outside says “contains Lithium Ion batteries”... so I know it’s not clothes or a new tie. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackandjill 683 Posted December 10, 2017 Resist the urge. You can do it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted December 10, 2017 No he can’t...but he’s trying. Your wife planted this! I think it’s awesome. Looks like somebody has a sense of humor! Classic mrsV9 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voyager9 3,437 Posted December 10, 2017 So it’s about 4x12x18 and about 15lbs. According to my daughter’s mass spectrometer it contains no peanut butter or cooties. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted December 10, 2017 Back up charger cell for stuff! Or a drone or sumtin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackandjill 683 Posted December 10, 2017 28 minutes ago, voyager9 said: So it’s about 4x12x18 and about 15lbs. According to my daughter’s mass spectrometer it contains no peanut butter or cooties. 15lbs. Hmm....Did the mass spectrometer say anything about rocks ? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted December 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, jackandjill said: 15lbs. Hmm....Did the mass spectrometer say anything about rocks ? Or coal? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voyager9 3,437 Posted December 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Zeke said: Or coal? Battery powered coal is the most likely scenario. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted December 10, 2017 Just now, voyager9 said: Battery powered coal is the most likely scenario. I was gonna guess peanut butter, but that got ruled out early Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voyager9 3,437 Posted December 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Zeke said: I was gonna guess peanut butter, but that got ruled out early Given the size I was thinking vibrator but she said it was for me... which made me a little concerned. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackandjill 683 Posted December 10, 2017 How about you sweep that metal detector over and see how loud it beeps. 2 minutes ago, voyager9 said: Given the size I was thinking vibrator but she said it was for me... which made me a little concerned. Don't be shy! But 15lb of LI powered could be rough. I hope you stocked up on gun lube from black friday deals. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted December 10, 2017 1 minute ago, voyager9 said: Given the size I was thinking vibrator but she said it was for me... which made me a little concerned. Oh my... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
High Exposure 5,668 Posted December 10, 2017 Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted December 10, 2017 1 minute ago, High Exposure said: Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough. I’m at a loss for words now. Punching out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackandjill 683 Posted December 10, 2017 Just now, Zeke said: I’m at a loss for words now. Punching out Promise me that you will keep an open mind. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voyager9 3,437 Posted December 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Zeke said: I’m at a loss for words now. Punching out Is that limited to this thread or the whole forum? Please be to the whole forum. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted December 10, 2017 Tis the season to be Mary Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,757 Posted December 10, 2017 38 minutes ago, High Exposure said: Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough. ...and have enough lube. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueLineFish 615 Posted December 10, 2017 It's a trap 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted December 10, 2017 9 minutes ago, BlueLineFish said: It's a trap Are you sure? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueLineFish 615 Posted December 10, 2017 Yup..somehow she will know you looked. They have crazy powers 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ray Ray 3,566 Posted December 10, 2017 Step 1. Wrap it up with wrapping paper you already have. Step 2. Put another Amazon box in its place. Step 3. Put your New ghat inside that box and wrap it up AS SHE WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR WITH A TOTALLY NEW WRAPPING PAPER. This way she thinks it's the one she got you. Step 4. Open it on Christmas morning and be like, thanks boo! Step 5. Make a baby that night. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted December 10, 2017 I’m waiting for @Mrs. Peel before I disseminate further Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Peel 7,158 Posted December 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Zeke said: I’m waiting for @Mrs. Peel before I disseminate further Ohhh... all I'll say is: how could you boys take this sweet, innocent original post (a childlike joy of Christmas presents)... and turn it into something so nasty? It's like some kind of rare talent or something (I suppose).... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scorpio64 5,163 Posted December 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Mrs. Peel said: Ohhh... all I'll say is: how could you boys take this sweet, innocent original post (a childlike joy of Christmas presents)... and turn it into something so nasty? It's like some kind of rare talent or something (I suppose).... Peel, how long have you been on this forum now? Have you learned nothing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Peel 7,158 Posted December 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Scorpio64 said: Peel, how long have you been on this forum now? Have you learned nothing? The depths of depravity around here NEVER ceases to amaze me! True dat. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted December 10, 2017 ^^^^ good story 1 hour ago, voyager9 said: Given the size I was thinking vibrator but she said it was for me... which made me a little concerned. Boom @Mrs. Peel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bhunted 887 Posted December 10, 2017 Little secret. IF you Both have Facebook and you Both use Amazon. What I will tell you contains a double edge sword. It can come back and cut you.Most people never check ad settings or info shares. IF neither has been set, you will see what she was browsing on your FB and hers as ads between threads. Ads like any others but ads that pertain to what either have you been searching and/or buying.Be forewarned. It almost cost me a very expensive surprise for her. She’s not as web savvy as me and thankfully she never caught on. After I gave her the surprise is how I found out. She doesn’t have an Amazon account but both of us have our own FB accounts. Effing Amazon shares their crap with FB. Home Depot does too.No guarantees this will work for you but it was consistent till I found where to stop all that nonsense.Use this info wisely grasshoppa. I say no more. [emoji6]Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites