Longtime resident Lady Liberty, age 236 was struck by a stolen Chevy Volt last night along the interstate. The driver and passengers, illegally in the US from their native countries across the world, then dragged Ms. Liberty into the woods and brutally sodomized her before heading to the local polling place where they registered using the names of Supreme Court justices and voted without being challenged by UN poll watchers.
Authorities found them around the corner, each with a large supply of newly legalized recreational marijuana, getting high. They were taken into custody and released a short time later with a kiss on each cheek and a prepaid gift card for WaWa to handle the munchies.
Ms. Liberty is in extremely critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit, and doctors are very wary of her chances of recovery. A crowd of zombie-like citizens are already gathered at the Liberty residence, preparing to loot it of valuables when she succumbs to her injuries or the Death Panel declares her worthless and pulls the plug.
Thumbs up for Gasko's!! I looove that place! And I'm all the way out in Hunterdon County... but a girlfriend and I make the trek in mid-May each year. We make a nice day of it... we go early in the week and are there when they open. (IMO, a greenhouse that's been baking in the full sun for a few hours is a special kind of hell, so it's best to arrive EARLY). Gasko's has a nice selection and really great prices. Worth checking out if you haven't been!
WTS my Beretta 1301 tactical shotgun-Marine version. I purchased this gun in the summer of 2023 and has approxitmately 100 rounds thru it. The gun is in mint condition and comes with two slings, shotgun cards, and a Romeo 5 red dot. Gun comes in original ABS case with all original documents and accessories. I live near Jackson, NJ and would prefer to use Pinelands as the FFL for transfer. First one to post "I'll take it" will get it.
Price 1,000.00