robot_hell 72 Posted August 17, 2010 Every forum needs one of these! You know the drill. Try to keep it to a 10 word minimum, 4 sentence maximum for the best readability. I shall begin: There once was a wise old man who was known only as "Ol' Salty" to those that were lucky enough to meet him. Once day he was on his way back to his boat when he came across... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
67gtonut 847 Posted August 17, 2010 Ok..... can we go back to the toilet paper thread? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenw 293 Posted August 17, 2010 or the zombie apocalypse? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robot_hell 72 Posted August 17, 2010 Come on, I can't let the toilet paper thread go down as the most pointless thread on this forum. You're either in or you aren't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sirsloop 1 Posted August 17, 2010 There once was a wise old man who was known only as "Ol' Salty" to those that were lucky enough to meet him. Once day he was on his way back to his boat when he came across... This fat ugly hooker named Sugar. She only had three... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maideneddie 35 Posted August 17, 2010 threads, toliet paper, zombies, and the endless story .... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ray Ray 3,566 Posted August 17, 2010 There once was a wise old man who was known only as "Ol' Salty" to those that were lucky enough to meet him. Once day he was on his way back to his boat when he came across... This fat ugly hooker named Sugar. She only had three... dollars in her pocket and Ol Salty had money to burn, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sirsloop 1 Posted August 17, 2010 There once was a wise old man who was known only as "Ol' Salty" to those that were lucky enough to meet him. Once day he was on his way back to his boat when he came across... This fat ugly hooker named Sugar. She only had three... dollars in her pocket and Ol Salty had money to burn, He grabbed a five dollar bill out of his pocket and asked if she Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robot_hell 72 Posted August 17, 2010 had ever been asked to use a peg-leg to... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jermz1987 243 Posted August 17, 2010 had ever been asked to use a peg-leg to... play a game of....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pronoun 1 Posted August 17, 2010 "Who's Got My Wood?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jermz1987 243 Posted August 17, 2010 "Who's Got My Wood?" Before she could answer, A horde of Zombies appeared, Ol Salty being a Vietnam vet, Took out his...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FFDP82 4 Posted August 17, 2010 Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ray Ray 3,566 Posted August 17, 2010 "Who's Got My Wood?" Before she could answer, A horde of Zombies appeared, Ol Salty being a Vietnam vet, Took out his...... cell phone and texted his North Jersey Zombie ellimination squad and they Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robot_hell 72 Posted August 17, 2010 , being highly trained zombie hunters, immediately mobilized and raced to the scene. They discovered that their weapons Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sirsloop 1 Posted August 17, 2010 were totally ineffective, so they asked Sugar to strip naked and scare them away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
e80hydro 120 Posted August 17, 2010 were totally ineffective, so they asked Sugar to strip naked and scare them away. As she peeled off her knickers, to everyones surprise, out popped a...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoNRA 12 Posted August 17, 2010 This thread is about as useful as the "say something about the person above you thread" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sirsloop 1 Posted August 17, 2010 dont like dont post...back to the story. As she peeled off her knickers, to everyones surprise, out popped a... Bowie knife! Sugar proceeded to commie charge the zombies, but she tripped just before reaching the horde. Ol Salty grabbed his Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pew Pew Plates 358 Posted August 17, 2010 870 marine magnum and proceeded to... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jermz1987 243 Posted August 17, 2010 blast away at the shuffling hordes of the undead, After firing his last shot he grabbed a.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robot_hell 72 Posted August 17, 2010 ... entrenching spade, decapitating the last human zombie in sight. But there was still the problem of hundreds of pesky little... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pew Pew Plates 358 Posted August 17, 2010 ...chunks of living zombie flesh jumping around! Hence... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jermz1987 243 Posted August 17, 2010 ...chunks of living zombie flesh jumping around! Hence... He grabbed Sugar and threw her to the ground using her as a stepping stone to make his way to his..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pew Pew Plates 358 Posted August 17, 2010 ...chunks of living zombie flesh jumping around! Hence... He grabbed Sugar and threw her to the ground using her as a stepping stone to make his way to his..... spaceship, leaving the b**** behind! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ray Ray 3,566 Posted August 17, 2010 ...chunks of living zombie flesh jumping around! Hence... He grabbed Sugar and threw her to the ground using her as a stepping stone to make his way to his..... spaceship, leaving the b**** behind! But Sugar had a suprise of her own, her and other zombie crew Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raceruss2003 0 Posted August 17, 2010 were extremely turned on by peglegged, shotgun weilding pirates. So... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robot_hell 72 Posted August 18, 2010 They chased after Him and boarded their spaceship armed with an arsenal of dildos. With KY in hand they proceeded to Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
e80hydro 120 Posted August 18, 2010 They chased after Him and boarded their spaceship armed with an arsenal of dildos. With KY in hand they proceeded to shove the KY lubricated dildo up old Salty's left nostril, yelling take that you #^&$@! &^#(&%! $@&*$@! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raceruss2003 0 Posted August 18, 2010 He responded by poking them in the eyes, three stooges style, and slapping them in the face with a wet paintbrush he was using to fix up the interior of the ship... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites