Longtime resident Lady Liberty, age 236 was struck by a stolen Chevy Volt last night along the interstate. The driver and passengers, illegally in the US from their native countries across the world, then dragged Ms. Liberty into the woods and brutally sodomized her before heading to the local polling place where they registered using the names of Supreme Court justices and voted without being challenged by UN poll watchers.
Authorities found them around the corner, each with a large supply of newly legalized recreational marijuana, getting high. They were taken into custody and released a short time later with a kiss on each cheek and a prepaid gift card for WaWa to handle the munchies.
Ms. Liberty is in extremely critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit, and doctors are very wary of her chances of recovery. A crowd of zombie-like citizens are already gathered at the Liberty residence, preparing to loot it of valuables when she succumbs to her injuries or the Death Panel declares her worthless and pulls the plug.
First run NJGF Spikes Tactical Spider Lower with NJGF engraving and a Magpul PRS. Upper is a 16" 1:8 223 wylde with a crowned barrel and GZP keymod rail. Group picture was shot by me with this rifle. FFL required unless you're LEO. Asking $700 for the rifle complete, or $375 for upper/lower separately. Located in Flemington, 08822.
Here is a hilarious update.
When I posted that comment above, that was immediately after I submitted my PA application on Pike County's website.
Just got an email, permit approved and ready for pick up.
$20 and 50 minutes later.
Yup, that I know. I've had to do quite a few of those over the years. Just wasn't sure if anything needed to be changed at all on the CCP.
Hey since you replied - you mentioned to me a company you knew of that will put the NJ CCP onto a credit card sized pvc Id card. What site is that? The only ones I saw required bulk orders.