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What do Eagles Fans do after the Eagles win the Superbowl?

 

They put away the Playstation.....

 

It would ruin everything. That is not sour grapes, either. There are people on this forum that I know personally and with whom I have discussed this. I want Eagles fans to punch your 9 year old kid in the face for cheering for the 'ginas. I want them to shit in the bed of your truck for having a Cowwomen star on your bumper. I want them to throw iceballs at a drunken Santa Claus. I want them to throw beer bottles at Foreigner. I want them to throw some poor kid to his death out of the third story window of the Spectrum because Douche Ulrich pointed him out in a concert for throwing a frisbee on stage. I want them to throw batteries at your baseball players.This is not simple savagery. It is a very delicate social phenomenon. That requires bitterness and comradeship at a level hither unknown to your society but soon to replace he mudshark in your mythology.

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It would ruin everything. That is not sour grapes, either. There are people on this forum that I know personally and with whom I have discussed this. I want Eagles fans to punch your 9 year old kid in the face for cheering for the 'ginas. I want them to shit in the bed of your truck for having a Cowwomen star on your bumper. I want them to throw iceballs at a drunken Santa Claus. I want them to throw beer bottles at Foreigner. I want them to throw some poor kid to his death out of the third story window of the Spectrum because Douche Ulrich pointed him out in a concert for throwing a frisbee on stage. I want them to throw batteries at your baseball players.This is not simple savagery. It is a very delicate social phenomenon. That requires bitterness and comradeship at a level hither unknown to your society but soon to replace he mudshark in your mythology.

 

 

Relax,

Eagles fan here as well,

 

Heard this joke recently and couldn t help it.

 

Indeed it would ruin everything.

 

 

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I like the Eagles...

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Gotta love Hotel California....

 

 

This is actually apropos in a strange NJ way.

 

There is a saying among developers that buy properties that might be contaminated or gas stations in NJ. With full intentions of cleaning them up and restoring them as useful contributions to he community.

 

You can check out any time you want

But you can never leave

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