Displaced Texan 11,748 Posted June 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Bighungry618 said: Bro....I've avoided weighing in because enough people on this thread have shown you where you went wrong. But here goes: 1. Crock pots are for millenials and velveeta-beer-cheese soup makers. 2. Ribs are just pig parts unless properly smoked over flame with wood, It aint BBQ any other way. 3. Sweet Baby Rays is the Shit - but if you put it on my ribs when you serve them to me i'll disown you. 4. I've made ribs under vacuum (sous vide) in an immersion circulator and finished on smoker. Yeah...I Teslafied outdoor cooking...so what? Edit: 5. "fall off the bone" ribs = you're doing it wrong. Bite through and pull away from the bone, but only what you bite comes off. I heart you, BH! In a non-homosexual way! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,748 Posted June 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Bighungry618 said: interesting term....I've yet to try to smoke a crock pot. Whataya think @Displaced Texan, 235°F for 12 hours? I don’t think you’ll EVER get a crock pot tender enough to eat! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fishnut 2,358 Posted June 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said: I heart you, BH! In a non-homosexual way! You know what they say about Texas and you sure dont look like a steer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,748 Posted June 6, 2019 Just now, fishnut said: You know what they say about Texas and you sure dont look like a steer I’m a long horn 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,748 Posted June 6, 2019 Damn, I think this thread is Zeke’s way of telling us we need a new ‘Displaced Texans REAL bbq’ thread.... Hmmmmmmmmm.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,748 Posted June 6, 2019 1 hour ago, PK90 said: BBQ for hours is a waste of time and energy. Stick them in a slow cooker and come back later. Done. So what if the taste is different. It's just food and not meant to be an orgasmic experience. Still too much Damn Yankee in you, even all the way out there in Az. Your neighbors must LOVE you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fishnut 2,358 Posted June 6, 2019 11 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said: Damn, I think this thread is Zeke’s way of telling us we need a new ‘Displaced Texans REAL bbq’ thread.... Hmmmmmmmmm.... Post it up, I'll add some pics of my ribs and smoker. I've had my WSM for a year now and love it. My wife is obsessed with smoked beer can chicken now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted June 6, 2019 I feel like Glock in the 80’s 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,748 Posted June 6, 2019 I think this thread is a cry for help, Zeke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bighungry618 450 Posted June 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Displaced Texan said: I think this thread is a cry for help, Zeke. BBQ Intervention. 1 hour ago, fishnut said: You know what they say about Texas and you sure dont look like a steer 1 hour ago, Displaced Texan said: I’m a long horn 1 hour ago, Displaced Texan said: I heart you, BH! In a non-homosexual way! ok...now i'm moist. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted June 6, 2019 50 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said: I think this thread is a cry for help, Zeke. October will come soon enough Tex. I can probably cram 2 racks to wet roast Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,748 Posted June 6, 2019 I’ll do a couple of racks the RIGHT way Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted June 6, 2019 14 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said: I’ll do a couple of racks the RIGHT way Jus like the civil war, Texas is gonna fall! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
10X 3,296 Posted June 6, 2019 29 minutes ago, Zeke said: Jus like the civil war, Texas is gonna fall! I wouldn't be too quick to bet against a Texan in a BBQ contest, especially if you bought your cooking gear at Bed, Bath, and Beyond. 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,748 Posted June 6, 2019 Not saying ribs boiled in BBQ sauce doesn’t taste good...in just saying it’s NOt bbq. Mine will be done the proper way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted June 6, 2019 12 minutes ago, 10X said: I wouldn't be too quick to bet against a Texan in a BBQ contest, especially if you bought your cooking gear at Bed, Bath, and Beyond. See you in October! 2 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said: Mine will be done the old way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,748 Posted June 6, 2019 I’ll just let my meat speak for itself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted June 6, 2019 @10X and @Displaced Texan and @Bighungry618 and @remixer no amount of binge watching queer eye for the straight guy is gonna help you guys become hip and trendy like muah. Sorry, not sorry! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,748 Posted June 6, 2019 Ha!! Is THAT where you got that ‘recipe’ for ribs boiled in BBQ sauce?!! That explains a lot.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted June 6, 2019 5 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said: Ha!! Is THAT where you got that ‘recipe’ for ribs boiled in BBQ sauce?!! That explains a lot.... It came to me in a dream. To change the bbq world forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,748 Posted June 6, 2019 Sure. Sure it did. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remixer 1,645 Posted June 6, 2019 SO lemmi 36 minutes ago, Zeke said: @10X and @Displaced Texan and @Bighungry618 and @remixer no amount of binge watching queer eye for the straight guy is gonna help you guys become hip and trendy like muah. Sorry, not sorry! So lemmi guess.. Your Cooking "BBQ Flavored" Ribs in crock pot while drinking a latte with extra foam and shopping urban outfitters for skinny jeans. 4 hours ago, PK90 said: Edit Wikipedia True wiki is full of false info already 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,748 Posted June 6, 2019 23 minutes ago, remixer said: SO lemmi So lemmi guess.. Your Cooking "BBQ Flavored" Ribs in crock pot while drinking a latte with extra foam and shopping urban outfitters for skinny jeans. I think he drinks soy latte... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voyager9 3,434 Posted June 6, 2019 4 hours ago, Zeke said: wet roasting You keep using that term. I do not think it means what you think it means. Slap two buns on what you’re proposing and it could be a McRibb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remixer 1,645 Posted June 6, 2019 17 minutes ago, voyager9 said: You keep using that term. I do not think it means what you think it means. Slap two buns on what you’re proposing and it could be a McRibb Listen to me... The McRib is Fucking Delicious! Notice the Fabulous Grill Marks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted June 6, 2019 26 minutes ago, voyager9 said: You keep using that term. I do not think it means what you think it means. Slap two buns on what you’re proposing and it could be a McRibb Mc Zeke rib sandwich! Excellent idea stalagmite! 11 minutes ago, remixer said: Listen to me... The McRib is Fucking Delicious! Notice the Fabulous Grill Marks Need to wet roast boneless next Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remixer 1,645 Posted June 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, Zeke said: Mc Zeke rib sandwich! Excellent idea stalagmite! Need to wet roast boneless next you can just pull the bones out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted June 6, 2019 3 minutes ago, remixer said: you can just pull the bones out. Too much work and does not fall inline with the wet roasting motifs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voyager9 3,434 Posted June 6, 2019 7 minutes ago, Zeke said: Too much work and does not fall inline with the wet roasting motifs Sure it does. It follows the Irish tradition of boiling everything into a slurry and then straining out the chunks. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted June 6, 2019 15 minutes ago, voyager9 said: Sure it does. It follows the Irish tradition of boiling everything into a slurry and then straining out the chunks. Silly troglodyte! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites