Zeke 5,504 Posted July 5, 2019 6 minutes ago, PK90 said: 6 hours this time. Perfect. One last tweak needed. Less BBQ Sauce. I did 2 racks last time, approximately 5 hours. Come October @Displaced Texan@Bighungry618 @10X Will kneel before me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,748 Posted July 5, 2019 Ha!! You wish! REAL bbq will ALWAYS prevail over boiled meat soup. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted July 5, 2019 16 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said: Ha!! You wish! REAL bbq will ALWAYS prevail over boiled meat soup. Bring knee pads Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
10X 3,296 Posted July 5, 2019 On 7/4/2019 at 12:46 PM, voyager9 said: You caught a Feinstein! That was probably a really nice king salmon before it spent too much time in Zeke’s crock pot 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,748 Posted July 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Zeke said: Bring knee pads I’ll be nice and bring knee pads for you. You’ll need ‘em. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted July 5, 2019 20 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said: I’ll be nice and bring knee pads for you. You’ll need ‘em. I’ll bring gravel for your grovel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,748 Posted July 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Zeke said: I’ll bring gravel for your grovel And I’ll bring plenty of straws for everyone to drink your pork soup. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted July 5, 2019 Just now, Displaced Texan said: And I’ll bring plenty of straws for everyone to drink your pork soup. They will be banned by then Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,748 Posted July 5, 2019 Paper straws, of course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bighungry618 450 Posted July 5, 2019 23 hours ago, PK90 said: 6 hours this time. Perfect. One last tweak needed. Less BBQ Sauce. There is nothing about this method that is perfect. 23 hours ago, Zeke said: I did 2 racks last time, approximately 5 hours. Come October @Displaced Texan@Bighungry618 @10X Will kneel before me. We will kneel before you?....Maybe......but it'll be so we can look you straight in the eye. Much like the amusement parks restrict @Zeke ability to ride due to his height, his "bbq skills" restrict him to the use of a crockpot. #sticktovelveetasoup 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted July 5, 2019 8 minutes ago, Bighungry618 said: There is nothing about this method that is perfect. We will kneel before you?....Maybe......but it'll be so we can look you straight in the eye. Much like the amusement parks restricts @Zeke ability to ride due to his height, his "bbq skills" restrict him to the use of a crockpot. #sticktovelveetasoup @Displaced Texan What BH lacks in attending proof, he surely makes up for with his mouf. #noshow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,748 Posted July 5, 2019 And what you lack in cooking skills you more than account for with your shit talking abilities. #sticktovelveetasoup Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voyager9 3,434 Posted July 5, 2019 I’ve often heard that most of what @zeke says is a crock of shit.... didn’t know he was taking it literally. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,748 Posted July 5, 2019 Crockpot of shit? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scorpio64 5,155 Posted July 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Zeke said: Bring knee pads Wait..... I had something for this. No, it's gone. Wait! No. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,748 Posted July 5, 2019 Good thing Zeke has a flat head....we will have someplace to rest our drinks on while he’s on his knees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted July 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Displaced Texan said: Good thing Zeke has a flat head....we will have someplace to rest our drinks on while he’s on his knees... Pride month was last week dude! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voyager9 3,434 Posted July 5, 2019 How did this thread go from talking about BBQ to cream pies? 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,748 Posted July 5, 2019 11 minutes ago, Zeke said: Pride month was last week dude! Where’s YOUR mind, dude?! I was thinking of you being like a coffee table for our drinks. Pervert. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted July 5, 2019 @Bighungry618 I heard @Mrs. Peel has cookbooks for sale.... You should prolly buy them. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,748 Posted July 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Zeke said: @Bighungry618 I heard @Mrs. Peel has cookbooks for sale.... You should prolly buy them. You should buy all she has, Zeke... 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted July 6, 2019 4 hours ago, Displaced Texan said: You should buy all she has, Zeke... You might wanna take home ec cuz you’re bout to get schooled Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,748 Posted July 6, 2019 Bring it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fishnut 2,358 Posted July 6, 2019 My prediction is Zeke's ribs will win................last place 2 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scorpio64 5,155 Posted July 6, 2019 26 minutes ago, Zeke said: You might wanna take home ec cuz you’re bout to get schooled 7 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said: Bring it Oh for corn sake, get a freak'n room Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,748 Posted July 6, 2019 32 minutes ago, Scorpio64 said: Oh for corn sake, get a freak'n room No ribs for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scorpio64 5,155 Posted July 6, 2019 34 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said: No ribs for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WP22 1,558 Posted July 13, 2019 On 6/5/2019 at 4:35 PM, Zeke said: Ok I tried this the other day. Not sure where I found the idea. 1 rack of ribs sectioned in 3 ribs per 1 medium size container of sweet baby rays bbq sauce. 1 crockpot Place ribs in crockpot bone down. Smother with bbq sauce. The whole thing! Cover and Cook on low 4-6 hours . Don’t mess with em. @gleninjersey trust me these are phenomenal! October @Displaced Texan Prepare to be destroyed by my creative cuisine charisma! I've been avoiding this tread like the plague because, you know, it's Zeke messing with food. It's never a good thing. But I wasn't expecting it to be this bad; I couldn't read past the first post... dude, you boil your ribs...you boil your effing ribs... you ain't right in the head. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites