Interesting twist - breast implant bombs

[kenw 293]

Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/03/24/terrorists-use-explosives-breast-implants-crash-planes-experts-warn/

 

I want to find the humor in this, but I just can't.

[NJ609 22]

How can something so wonderful be used for such evil purposes?

 

I just died a little bit inside....

[Old School 611]

I've always thought large breast were "the bomb"! :oops:

 

Really though, a full body scan would pick it up I think.

 

As a people we are too civilized to deal with this in the way it needs to be dealt with.

[Malsua 1,422]

I seriously doubt any woman has yet to be fitted with these things.

 

Not saying it can't happen, just saying it hasn't.

 

How do they ignite them? Furthermore, it's not like they can slap 'em in and the woman hops on a plane an hour later. There is some significant pain and side effects of the General anesthesia.

[bbk 188]

I seriously doubt any woman has yet to be fitted with these things.

 

Not saying it can't happen, just saying it hasn't.

 

How do they ignite them? Furthermore, it's not like they can slap 'em in and the woman hops on a plane an hour later. There is some significant pain and side effects of the General anesthesia.

I fly, but not enough (or haven't dealt with it) to know this question... how sick does someone have to look to not be allowed on the plane? I know if someone is intoxicated/medicated/sick to a certain point, they're not *allowed* on a plane. I ask because I see your point here. I know someone who got a job done recently, and she was bed/house ridden for two or three days. And no, no pics, sorry pervs :naughty:

 

As for ignition, binary explosives? Or would the scanners pick that up? (I haven't read the article, so if it answers it, my bad).

[Malsua 1,422]

I seriously doubt any woman has yet to be fitted with these things.

 

Not saying it can't happen, just saying it hasn't.

 

How do they ignite them? Furthermore, it's not like they can slap 'em in and the woman hops on a plane an hour later. There is some significant pain and side effects of the General anesthesia.

I fly, but not enough (or haven't dealt with it) to know this question... how sick does someone have to look to not be allowed on the plane? I know if someone is intoxicated/medicated/sick to a certain point, they're not *allowed* on a plane. I ask because I see your point here. I know someone who got a job done recently, and she was bed/house ridden for two or three days. And no, no pics, sorry pervs :naughty:

 

As for ignition, binary explosives? Or would the scanners pick that up? (I haven't read the article, so if it answers it, my bad).

 

If you've got a pulse, they'll let you on. You have to be stumbling, slurring or belligerent to be denied. You could have flesh eating bacteria crawling up your arm visibly while you wait in line and on you go.

 

I suppose they could put valves under the arms to inject the 2nd component, but that could be a problem, getting it on. I suppose one boob could have one reagent and with a good squeeze it injects into the other one. Perhaps a valve of some sort in the middle.

[Maksim 1,504]

booobs.

 

didnt know they can be bad for our health. =P

[Guest]

what good are they without a detonator or fuse ? - at least tampons have a string to light -

[Bill from NJ 0]

what good are they without a detonator or fuse ?

 

 

Well.... Maybe the woman removes her blouse and rapidly rubs her breasts together in an attempt to create sparks.

 

Did you ever think of that one, or at least envision it?

[Guest]

ya just can't ignite PETN with heat , impact , or friction , ya need a spark or an explosion -

[GoNRA 12]

Liberty and Security is a fine line,

 

Will you let the TSA examine your wife's breasts, because of a breast implants report.. Giving up all these liberties for Safety is going to be the downfall of this country.

[tony357 386]

sounds like a booby trap to me..

[Maksim 1,504]

sounds like a booby trap to me..

:clap:

[djg0770 481]

sounds like a booby trap to me..

 

Utterly disgusting.

[bulpup 98]

I seriously doubt any woman has yet to be fitted with these things.

 

Not saying it can't happen, just saying it hasn't.

 

How do they ignite them? Furthermore, it's not like they can slap 'em in and the woman hops on a plane an hour later. There is some significant pain and side effects of the General anesthesia.

 

 

Pull some sort of pin?

Press some sort of button?

 

[tbtrout 141]

sounds like something out of Austin Powers

[bbk 188]

Fembot awareness? Hmm, now that would be an interesting powerpoint.

[GoNRA 12]

Pull some sort of pin?

Press some sort of button?

 

 

most likely the nipple will be the button

[Guest]

next it will be a tampon with a thermite or dentacord pull string -

[bulpup 98]

Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.

 

 

I want to find the humor in this, but I just can't.

 

Here I was thinking your joke was in the subject line.

[Jon 264]

Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.

 

 

I want to find the humor in this, but I just can't.

 

Here I was thinking your joke was in the subject line.