Daily humor thread

[silverado427 10,730]

https://x.com/SaltyGoat17/status/1705759655647998404?s=20

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[Downtownv 1,779]

[crown2311 209]

[45Doll 5,877]

"Pick a target, freeze it, personalize it."

Saul Alinsky

Well done!

[Downtownv 1,779]

[45Doll 5,877]

Just now, Downtownv said:

Sad but true! Who would have thought?

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[silverado427 10,730]

19 hours ago, crown2311 said:

LOL " FJB "

[Scorpio64 5,156]

The old Man and the State Trooper

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

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[Downtownv 1,779]

[crown2311 209]

Slingblade fans will get this 

[45Doll 5,877]

27 minutes ago, crown2311 said:

Slingblade fans will get this 

Mmmm hmmm.

(Can't figure out how to replicate that alphabetically.)

[brucin 923]

3 hours ago, 45Doll said:

Mmmm hmmm.

(Can't figure out how to replicate that alphabetically.)

If you  know you know

 

[45Doll 5,877]

This was not exactly funny, but it was strange enough for the police to be called for a wellness check.

So as we often do, we go to the Bee for clarification.

Britney Spears Scores Lucrative New Gig At Benihana | Babylon Bee

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LEAK: Pelosi Home Security Footage

 

[Downtownv 1,779]

Pathetic that the country is run by drunks like that

[silverado427 10,730]

[crown2311 209]

9 hours ago, Downtownv said:

Pathetic that the country is run by drunks like that

Democrats will fill the spot with whatever ilk they can scrape up, as long as they swear an oath to the cause. Hence AOC, Fetterman.......

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[Displaced Texan 11,750]

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Sunday smiles – HotAir

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On 10/1/2023 at 9:30 AM, Displaced Texan said:

That's the same picture.

 

[Mrs. Peel 7,157]

I don't think I saw this posted yet:

Honesty saves lives! Selling for what he said he paid #firearms #gunstore #guns #pewpew #skit - YouTube

[silverado427 10,730]

You know there is some truth to this video, because i had that conversation with my wife.

[mustang69 505]

17 hours ago, Mrs. Peel said:

I don't think I saw this posted yet:

Honesty saves lives! Selling for what he said he paid #firearms #gunstore #guns #pewpew #skit - YouTube

Damn, somebody owes me a keyboard after a spit my soda out watching this!  My biggest fear in the afterlife is my wife sells all my guns, tools and cars for what she "thinks" I paid for them...