Daily humor thread

[JSF01 13]

I got it! Steampunk camo

Am I the only one who sees the potential for a cool TV show in this picture?

[BlueLineFish 615]

I definitely do not see anything cool about this picture

[JSF01 13]

I definitely do not see anything cool about this picture

you must lack some imagination

[BlueLineFish 615]

Nope...Just not my idea of cool.

[Fishpaw 17]

I definitely do not see anything cool about this picture

 

This! +100

[Ray Ray 3,566]

I definitely do not see anything cool about this picture

 

neither do I

[johnp 45]

[Krdshrk 3,877]

[RubberBullets 65]

[Arbelest 29]

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."

"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.

... "Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."

"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"

"Under the wagon."

[robot_hell 72]

 

 

MIND = BLOWN

[Arbelest 29]

A trucker was driving his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill.

Just as he was starting down the equally steep other side, he noticed a man and a woman lying in the centre of the road, making wild and passionate love.

In total disbelief, he blew his air horn several times as he was bearing down on them.

He realised that they were not going to stop or get out of his way,so he slammed on h...is brakes and stopped just inches from them.

Furious, he got out of the cab and walked to the front of the truck.

He looked down at the two, still in the road, and yelled, "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the horn? You could have been killed!"

Eventually, the man looked up at the truck driver, obviously satisfied and not too concerned and said, "Look, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes."

[MarkWVU02 47]

The @sshole stretcher...

 

A guy gets pulled over for speeding one morning. After the cop asks him for his documents he asks why the driver was driving so fast.

 

"I'm running late for work officer" he replied

 

"What do you do that's so important that you have to speed down the highway endangering the lives of the other motorists?" asks the cop

 

"I'm an @sshole stretcher" the man replies

 

Obviously the cop is interested so he asks "What does an @sshole stretcher do?"

 

"Well," replies the man "every morning I get an @sshole and I work with it all day until its stretched to be 6 foot"

 

Confused the cop asks "what do you do with a 6 foot @sshole?"

 

"I give him a gun and a badge and tell him to go pull people over"

[MarkWVU02 47]

This! +100

 

For some reason i was expecting you to like this haha

[JLHockeyKnight 0]

 

You just flipped my childhood upside down.

[Arbelest 29]

Anyone want to fill the youngin in on the old time joke of the above post

[johnp 45]

The first picture is Captain Planet and the Planeteers if I recall correctly, the bottom picture no idea..

[robot_hell 72]

Anyone want to fill the youngin in on the old time joke of the above post

 

I feel old now.

[RubberBullets 65]

i remember the planeteers just not the younger group.

[Ray Ray 3,566]

 

I don't get it?

[crackaloon 15]

MIND = BLOWN

I'm missing something here.....

I think I need a clue.

[tommy3rd 132]

The first picture is Captain Planet and the Planeteers if I recall correctly, the bottom picture no idea..

the bottom one is the Magic School Bus.

[johnp 45]

I assume that the kids on the bottom, look like a young version of the planeteers...but they aren't the same.

[Arbelest 29]

Now it all comes together.. Both of those shows were just begining to get pulled when I was growing up.

[Ray Ray 3,566]

Never heard of either show, i'm lost

[robot_hell 72]

You're not lost, yer just old

 

I feel better now.

[bulpup 98]

Some cartoon kids grew up and joined the nazi party?

[Ray Ray 3,566]

Some cartoon kids grew up and joined the nazi party?

 

with a latino, asian and a colored fella? Is that the progressive nazi party?

[robot_hell 72]

Pretty much.

 

Captain Planet, in his later years: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Captain+Planet+%3A+Rampage/

[bulpup 98]

 

 

with a latino, asian and a colored fella? Is that the progressive nazi party?

 

Oh....yea.. I might be wrong