le_boudin 2 Posted March 7, 2013 http://main.aol.com/2013/03/04/suspended-for-pastry-gun-josh-welch-second-grader_n_2807460.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000058 A Maryland second-grader has been suspended after officials claim he chewed his breakfast pastry into the shape of a gun and said "bang, bang." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bhunted 887 Posted March 7, 2013 Now that takes the cake!!! Ummm, the pastry. But really. Are these puzzy ass people getting really out of hand and why are we letting them. I say we order a 12 ft hero sandwich and chew it into a fooking Howitzer and go BoOm!!! What the Frack! Sent from John's iPad 2 via Tapatalk HD Typos courtesy Apple... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voyager9 3,444 Posted March 7, 2013 Oh my god! AOL is still around? I'm speechless. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireanicz 0 Posted March 7, 2013 LOL, he wants his Pop tart back so he can fininsh his breakfast. Gota love this kid. The Sh*it schools do is outrages. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soju 153 Posted March 7, 2013 What is shocking is also that they confiscated the pastry...I mean the gun, and never even checked to see if it was loaded or not!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dtown223 12 Posted March 7, 2013 Disgusting People have gone insane There HAS to be an antidote Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sigman 41 Posted March 7, 2013 Once it was turned into a "gun" it changed from a food product into contraband where the authorities confiscated it. This is what happens in a government controlled school system. Why are you surprised? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robot_hell 72 Posted March 7, 2013 LOL just when I thought it couldn't get any dumber. Zero-tolerance is now a parody of itself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robot_hell 72 Posted March 7, 2013 ALL pastries are LOADED, ALWAYS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djg0770 481 Posted March 7, 2013 zero tolerance = zero brain I no longer believe in the US public education system Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alowerlevel 77 Posted March 7, 2013 Gotta watch out for those deadly assault pastries and the high capacity toasters Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bulpup 98 Posted March 7, 2013 Good lord I never would have spent more than two days at school if this was what I had to deal with. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rlsbee 1 Posted March 7, 2013 I had seen news reports about this. It's just incredible how far that things have gotten out of hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike48 0 Posted March 7, 2013 good thing it wasnt toasted black... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nikos 31 Posted March 7, 2013 Next in line is to censor any pictures or words of firearms from the history books. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGun 5 Posted March 7, 2013 Hypocrisy at its best. The US is a world power based on our military force. We are manufacturing the most amount of weapons, not to mention that our country was created, built and shaped by the help of guns. Yet, our sons and daughters are getting suspended over even mentioning or gesturing a gun. Sad.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Howard 538 Posted March 7, 2013 Next thing you know they'll have mini killer airplanes in the sky hunting down citizens without a trial. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pythagoras 2 Posted March 7, 2013 "High capacity toaster" sounds like something out of Kids Next Door (uh oh, my young age is showing....) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGun 5 Posted March 7, 2013 Next thing you know they'll have mini killer airplanes in the sky hunting down citizens without a trial. Fast & Furious Holder actually said in an interview today that it might happen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnott 5 Posted March 7, 2013 I guess they thought it met the definition of a "pop" gun. Seriously, that's totally outrageous. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damjan 73 Posted March 7, 2013 Just when it couldn't get any stupider........it did. Pussy Bureaucrats Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leahcim 682 Posted March 7, 2013 It was just lucky the teacher caught this before it got out of hand. The kid claims he was trying to make it into a mountain, and it just turned out to look like a gun. If the kid had actually created a mountain, and the mountain was an active volcano, it could have destroyed the entire school! I can't imagine that somewhere in the chain--teacher, principal, admin--didn't someone stop to think"hmmm, pop-tart, teacher thought it looked like a gun, we suspend the kid, yeah that is going to play out well in the press." They should all be fired! Seriously though, I had read that this is the same school district that suspended a kid for drawing a gun a few years back. Now I know you are thinking that it is impolite to draw unless there is an actual threat. Turns out he was not drawing from a holster, he was drawing a picture of a gun on paper. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BarkNBite 15 Posted March 7, 2013 President's cigaret / campaign against guns........brainwash our kids and punish them by libral teachers for any instance......anything resembling a gun is bad........thanks Mr. Hitler. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leahcim 682 Posted March 7, 2013 There is currently a bill in MD legislature to ban high capacity candy/pastry magazines (anything over ten pieces would be subject to the ban) and also to ban the higher caliber candies such as "Good and Plenty" and "Mike and Ikes". Small caliber, such as "Tic Tacs" would be exempt, but the proposed legislation would include additional penalties for possession of "Red Hots" for unlawful purposes. Additional legislation would require universal candy and pastry background checks and would close the so-called candy show loophole. They are also taking a very close look at out-of-state shipments of cakes from Carlo's bakery in Hoboken, and other internet candy sales. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walt of Destiny 412 Posted March 7, 2013 On gun for hire radio, Anthony always plays a recording of Eric "Goebbels" Holder professing that "they have to brainwash" us into thinking differently about guns. This is it. Is there no one in this school district that can call this out as insanity? Can they stick together that vehemently? No one breaks ranks? That is what worries me. The group-think. There can be one crazy educator. But if they all follow along against common sense, then all hope is lost. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jm1827 284 Posted March 7, 2013 Liberal groupthink at its best! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walt of Destiny 412 Posted March 7, 2013 This is from about a month ago. This time the kid was making believe he threw a bomb into a box filled with evil to save the world. Got suspended. In this new world that liberals are fashioning for our kids, where are they going to get kids to join the armed forces,...be cops...be first responders? If they brain wash our kids into thinking that any show of force is bad, who will charge up that hill in some far off land in the name of our country? Who will run towards danger when everyone else is running in the opposite direction? They don't have to forcibly disarm us. They are half way towards disarming the next generation without passing a single law. In some parts of Africa you get an AK for your 9th birthday. I know, extreme. In the US you get suspended in grammar school for throwing an imaginary grenade. Just as extreme. Where are we headed? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walt of Destiny 412 Posted March 7, 2013 Oops, went on and on and forgot to post the link to the story: http://kdvr.com/2013/02/04/7-year-old-playing-an-imaginary-game-at-school-gets-suspended-for-real/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blksheep 466 Posted March 7, 2013 Pussification of America continues... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handyman 5,682 Posted March 7, 2013 Disgusting People have gone insane There HAS to be an antidote No such luck my friend. Beauty is only skin deep, but stupid goes all the way to the bone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites