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By njJoniGuy
Longtime resident Lady Liberty, age 236 was struck by a stolen Chevy Volt last night along the interstate. The driver and passengers, illegally in the US from their native countries across the world, then dragged Ms. Liberty into the woods and brutally sodomized her before heading to the local polling place where they registered using the names of Supreme Court justices and voted without being challenged by UN poll watchers.
Authorities found them around the corner, each with a large supply of newly legalized recreational marijuana, getting high. They were taken into custody and released a short time later with a kiss on each cheek and a prepaid gift card for WaWa to handle the munchies.
Ms. Liberty is in extremely critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit, and doctors are very wary of her chances of recovery. A crowd of zombie-like citizens are already gathered at the Liberty residence, preparing to loot it of valuables when she succumbs to her injuries or the Death Panel declares her worthless and pulls the plug.
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By Maksim
Why not an offshoot...
Been meaning to start thread a few days ago, after dry firing, I was trying to copy a link from youtube to chat....
You know you play too many gun games (uspsa/idpa) when you...
...double tap the Control + C twice before pasting the link.
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By njJoniGuy
http://www.strategyp...01123142956.asp
with link to their overall humor section
such as:
and
Enjoy!
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By High Exposure · Posted
There’s one in Leonardo behind the Wawa in 36. Been there forever…. Standby -
We can't use these after we move, so need to sell them here. I have more pictures of each available, on request. Generac GP5500 5500 watt generator. (Hurricane season is coming!). SPF to @Bklynracer Barely used, mostly to test the generator for 30 minutes every few months. Starts on first pull. Oil changed regularly. Compact size, includes installed wheel kit to make it easy to move, owner’s manual and plywood cover to keep the generator dry during bad weather--though the generator has always been stored in the garage. The generator has 2 120 volt 20 amp duplex outlets and 1 30 amp 120/240 volt outlet, all protected by circuit breakers. Rated for 5500 continuous watts, with a surge output of 6875 watts—enough to keep critical home systems running during a power outage. It has a 390cc engine with automatic low oil shutoff. The onboard 7.2 gallon gas tank will run the generator continuously for 10 hours. This generator has been flawless for us, but we’re moving to a. home with a whole-house generator. Must pick up—I can’t deliver it. $700 new, selling for $400 cash, and I'll throw in a classic 5 gallon plastic gas can--with a vent, and without the government-mandated automatic valve shutoffs, and multi-segment leaky spout! The halogen light in the photo isn't included. Giant-Vac walk-behind leaf blower Model 52. 5.5 hp Briggs & Stratton gas engine, starts first pull every time. Works great, saves an enormous amount of time in yard or driveway cleanup. Owner’s manual included. Low time…used only at our home, never used commercially. Air flow can be directed sideways or forward. Garage-kept, oil changed yearly. Come give it a test drive! Must pick up in Morris County—I can’t deliver it. $225 Cash
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I'm looking for an old school glazier to repair a 150 year old double hung window. Tried looking one up on-line and can't seem to find anyone local. I actually miss the Yellow Pages, can't find diddly with google.
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