Down South 9 Posted June 18, 2013 CCI 22 CB SHORTS You can't even hear them !! For God's sake man up and grow a set !! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ivwarrior 1 Posted June 18, 2013 Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golf battery 1,223 Posted June 18, 2013 Ok You a funny guy. Make me laugh long time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twentynine30s 1 Posted June 18, 2013 Found a squirrel in my yard that was barely breathing after falling from a tall tree. Smashed his head with a shovel a few times and tossed it in the trash. Done deal. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golf battery 1,223 Posted June 18, 2013 Ok im sorry for the response i put that wasnt allowed to post. I had to vomit first before i wrote this but what you should do is call animal control then check to see if its still breathing If not carefully lift it gently and put it in a box and bury it Gentlty it has a soul. If it is still breathing carefully hit it with snake shot so it unfortunately will pass very quickly and humanely. wtf stamp on it and put it in the can !! Little rat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golf battery 1,223 Posted June 18, 2013 Man you you people are deranged Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golf battery 1,223 Posted June 18, 2013 Man , you you people are deranged. thank you vmastro for my best laugh of the week since they said the instant nics check is back. I dont know which is funnier. I'm getting better with punctuations.!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfy 51 Posted June 18, 2013 Did you try the microwave? Who is John Galt? I am so excited I figured out how to change my signature. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnthonyG 36 Posted June 18, 2013 To be honest unless you live in really close proximity to alot of people a quick pop from a .22 would not really raise any heads. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soju 153 Posted June 18, 2013 I found would looked to be an injured ant today. It appeared to have an issue with one of it's legs, and wasn't walking right. I wasn't quite sure what to do so called animal control. They were very nice but not too helpful, and told me I should called an exterminator. They didn't seem to understand I was only talking about 1 injured ant. I debated about throwing it in the toilet. Or stepping on it. Or lighting it on fire. I dug around in a drawer and found a magnifying glass. I remember as a kid some others using that to burn them. It didn't work, probably because it was around 10pm, and the sun was not up. I'm not positive though. The ant crawled away, under some furniture. I haven't been able to find it again, and my dog is uninterested. I have my .22 pistol with me just in case it shows up though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alec.mc 180 Posted June 18, 2013 I found would looked to be an injured ant today. It appeared to have an issue with one of it's legs, and wasn't walking right. I wasn't quite sure what to do so called animal control. They were very nice but not too helpful, and told me I should called an exterminator. They didn't seem to understand I was only talking about 1 injured ant. I debated about throwing it in the toilet. Or stepping on it. Or lighting it on fire. I dug around in a drawer and found a magnifying glass. I remember as a kid some others using that to burn them. It didn't work, probably because it was around 10pm, and the sun was not up. I'm not positive though. The ant crawled away, under some furniture. I haven't been able to find it again, and my dog is uninterested. I have my .22 pistol with me just in case it shows up though. Ants make a popcorn popping sounds under a propane torch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
e80hydro 120 Posted June 18, 2013 I found would looked to be an injured ant today. It appeared to have an issue with one of it's legs, and wasn't walking right. I wasn't quite sure what to do so called animal control. They were very nice but not too helpful, and told me I should called an exterminator. They didn't seem to understand I was only talking about 1 injured ant. I debated about throwing it in the toilet. Or stepping on it. Or lighting it on fire. I dug around in a drawer and found a magnifying glass. I remember as a kid some others using that to burn them. It didn't work, probably because it was around 10pm, and the sun was not up. I'm not positive though. The ant crawled away, under some furniture. I haven't been able to find it again, and my dog is uninterested. I have my .22 pistol with me just in case it shows up though. Never discard of an ant into a toilet bowl. They can live for years under water and may resurface at an inopertune time and crawl up your ass while your doing your business. Think I'm kidding? It happened to a friend of a friend of mines sisters uncle. They had to shove an ant trap up there to flush him out (no pun intended). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thug the bunny 0 Posted June 18, 2013 Not sure how superheat applies to gasses, or anything with a fugacity near 1. If there are superheated gasses, then it includes the air I am breathing right now. To make things way more complicated than they need to be, I used the disclaimer that car exhaust contains superheat "sort of" only because there is water vapor with energy beyond latent heat. Not because it means anything at all, just because I am accustomed to defending myself from all kinds of moronic challenges. If you leave a bicycle pump out in the rain, you might as well put the scissors in the oven. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
woodentoe 14 Posted June 18, 2013 Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. My favorite. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pythagoras 2 Posted June 18, 2013 Call me a sissy if you want, but I agree with OP. Some of you guys are heartless. Squash with your boot? This isn't a bug we're talking about, this is a mammal with a complex central nervous system! It feels pain and understands fear. For people who claim to care about rights, you sure don't give a shit about this animal's right to leave you alone and do its chipmunk thing (it's not like it attacked your cat or got inside your attic and damaged the underside of your roof). OP: as others have said, time to get off the internet, find it and put it down with a 22. One 22 pop under your deck shouldn't catch any attention. If you're really worried, check your town noise ordinances. Even though my town has homes close together, the only noise stuff is about music. But I doubt it'll be an issue. Just do the right thing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thug the bunny 0 Posted June 18, 2013 Gotta say I agree with you Pythagoras. It's a little disconcerting that so many gun owners are finding joy and entertainment in coming up with greusome ways to kill an animal, or in sarcastically berating the OP because he wants to act humanely. Not a very good PR image of gun owners... And yes, I would have just popped it with a .22 right away without asking for ideas on these forums. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Purple Patrick 638 Posted June 18, 2013 Op do you own a slap chop? I kid Sent from my hidden under ground bunker between Taco Bell and the dry cleaner Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustJoe 0 Posted June 18, 2013 Swimming lessons. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AverageJoe 95 Posted June 19, 2013 Chipmunks while cute n all, can cause a lot of damage...they burrow out tunnels down against the foundation of houses...not good. Couple years back had a chipmunk problem...google chipmunk death pool...in the end they're rodents. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remixer 1,645 Posted June 19, 2013 Depending on the mind set of the Chipmunk its possible you might be able to talk him into taking his own life. I would not help him in any way other then advice as you may have a legal issue with PETA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thug the bunny 0 Posted June 19, 2013 Yup. And humans are only primates....kill em all, kill everything why not. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djg0770 481 Posted June 20, 2013 You guys are so terribly gruesome. I don't know how you could even talk about killing such cute creatures. God made them, God will take them out of this world. You're all meanies. And sad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Purple Patrick 638 Posted June 20, 2013 You guys are so terribly gruesome. I don't know how you could even talk about killing such cute creatures. God made them, God will take them out of this world. You're all meanies. And sad. Damn the one with the glasses is really cute. You have her number? Sent from my hidden under ground bunker between Taco Bell and the dry cleaner Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WVisHome 0 Posted June 20, 2013 Damn the one with the glasses is really cute. You have her number? LMAO! That reminds me, I totally had a crush on Gadget Hackwrench when I was a little kid, lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greydaddy 2 Posted June 21, 2013 I once read a story of a GF making her BF get up early in the morning to get the worms that were drying out on the driveway back into the soil,. Now that's messed up. I once read a story of a GF making her BF get up early in the morning to get the worms that were drying out on the driveway back into the soil,. Now that's messed up. That's funny! Actually I thought about that. After a rain I'd try to steer the stupid (?) things to the lawn (who's stupid?). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greydaddy 2 Posted June 21, 2013 On a same note, when sent out to put an electrical line back up, there was a squirrel (that caused the wire to come down) with all the hair (fur?) burned off running around in circles in the gutter and I gave it a "rabbit punch" to put it out of it's misery and a woman nearby started screaming like crazy and flipping out and was going to call the cops until I explained why i did it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WVisHome 0 Posted June 21, 2013 WTF is a 'rabbit punch', lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parker 213 Posted June 21, 2013 WTF is a 'rabbit punch', lol. When dispatching wild or domesticated rabbit, you hold them up by their ears so they are immobilized, strike down at the base of their skull for a quick kill. A sharp rap will separate the skull from the spine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tony357 386 Posted June 21, 2013 Depending on the mind set of the Chipmunk its possible you might be able to talk him into taking his own life. I would not help him in any way other then advice as you may have a legal issue with PETA What is with the blue hard hats i thought it was china.. Is someone also threatening to jump from over head? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites