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13 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

Too soon?

No. The Chief of Maui Emergency Management Agency (MEMA)? The guy who decided to NOT sound the sirens? He's gone. Resigned.

Like the pie.

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9 minutes ago, 45Doll said:

No. But if he was emitting methane it was an opportunity to blow him to the moon.

Methane theory understood, I was not referring to his shitting himself. I was referring to the man himself as an asshole!  I despise him!:mad:

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